this is going to sound kinda christian

Published January 5th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

ok this is going to sound kinda christian but i think it’ll be alright. i just want to say how much pastafarianism has improved my life. i was down in the dumps thinking that life in general just sucked. then i saw a book. a book called the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. it was like this big wet noodle had just came down and slapped me across the face. i had found religion. i mean a beer volcano and a striper factory what more could anyone ask for. i any event i wish to thank all of you who prove that if i’m crazy i ain’t the only one. and i want to thank the FSM for all he does or doesn’t do b/c thats just how he is.

44 Responses to “this is going to sound kinda christian”

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  1. Zer0th says:

    RAmen, brother.

    Our spaghetti
    Who art in the colander
    Hallowed be thy sauce
    Thy serving come
    Thy strands be wrung
    On forks as they are on spoons
    Give us this day our daily meatball
    And forgive us our starchiness
    As we forgive those who are starchy against us
    And lead us not into Kraft parmesan
    But deliver us from Chef Boy Ardee
    For thine is the garlic
    And the onion and the bay leaves
    For ever and ever.

  2. Dennis says:

    “…i wish to thank all of you who prove that if i’m crazy i ain’t the only one.”

    Did he just call us crazy?

  3. Kaelin Ring says:

    You and I aren’t so different, matee. The Flying Spaghetti Monster makes a bad outlook on life take the plank and makes eveything all good.

  4. kelly says:

    you took the words right outta my mouth!

  5. PirateHooker says:

    Boy o boy ardee and RAmen

  6. I love eruptions in heaven says:

    hippie’s are cool
    christians are not cool
    conclusion, you are cool and definitely not christian.

  7. Iron Brit says:


    I love the Pastafarians, I’d have done the same thing if they seriosly tried to force creationism into our british schools.

    I’ve been reading this recently… I might be a Brit but this still really, really creeps me out.


    “Sir, the President has been found dead! Speared to the wall of the oval office by a giant, raw noodle it would seem…”

  8. Pirate Terramort says:

    My dearest pirate brethren,
    We all welcome you into our ranks! Thank the FSM…

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