I have seen the light

Published January 13th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I have seen the light- oh yes, I have found a home, My love and I shall someday sleep so soundly covered in his glorious noodley apendages, til We awaken on our mountain.To the sound of flowing beer. How Great thy be, oh, Flying Spaghetti monster, for making birds fly, and all we mortal humans to not fall off the earth by holding down on all our heads, in such a kind way that mere mortal scientists mistake, as a silly theory ,they call gravity.If it be thy will, I shall thow myself off this cliff, as I have the faith in you, that you shall, for that moment not push on my sinfull head and I shall fly. No, great Fying Spaghetti Monster. I forgot, It is written. Thy shall not test the great Flying Spagegetti monster. To do so Would make a mortal guilty of the sin of Flip-Flopping. A sin punnishable by loosing elections, or at least making voting machines be tampered by Your evil Darkside counterparts…. The unnamed, lacking of humour and soul. RAmen.

Love to you all- You know who you are.
-Humbug Viking

21 Responses to “I have seen the light”

  1. Pirate Bard says:

    Welcome aboard, Matey! May His glorious sauce anoint ye! May yer liquor be cold, yer wenches be hot, and all o yer troubles slide off like snot! Ramen.

  2. Eric says:

    RAmen my fellow Pastafarian! May you be blessed with a thousand years of love and piracy! Yarr!

  3. Perna de Pau says:

    Welcome among pastafarians Humbug Viking. While waiting for the beer volcano and the strppers factory get yourself a some grog and enjoy the wenches.

  4. Mike says:

    Pasta be with you my bretheren,

  5. Pasta me! says:

    ah, i remember when i found the pasta
    RAmen, Viking

  6. Benji says:

    may you be blessed with red wine and herb spaghetti sauce (actually one of my favorite… it’s nice that we can worship the way we like)

  7. Momi Pink Shoes says:

    May marinara bless you, noodly soldier.

  8. Jean Bart says:

    “Thy shall not test the great Flying Spagegetti monster.”
    Neither shalt thou stutter from fear: it is a nice Noodly Being!

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