Paper Shredder

Published January 10th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

From Greg:

While working at home yesterday, I heard an ominous sound, and saw a flash of light emanating from my paper shredder. I looked down and to my astonishment, I spotted FSM, in all his glory, peeking out from inside the shredder. I felt obligated to document and inform you of this latest sighting. I feel very fortunate to have been chosen to see him, and to be touched by his noodly appendage.


49 Responses to “Paper Shredder”

  1. Orcodrilo says:

    Ahhh what an envy, you must be closer to him! Yaaaargh Seasoned be! He is all savory!

  2. Cap'n Ollie says:

    @ the guy with the star of david for a name:
    I support your views, but that’s a bit rich coming from a Jew.

  3. Joe's Wench says:

    @Cap’n Ollie:can’t we all just get along?

  4. Wench Nikkiee says:

    Cap’n Ollie Jan 11th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    “@ the guy with the star of david for a name…. I support your views, but that’s a bit rich coming from a Jew.”
    Over to you Dan… :)

  5. DocWazoo says:

    That was no Star of Daivd! It’s the faith No More logo

  6. Alchemist says:

    Cap’n Ollie.
    ۞ has eight points. The star of David has 6 :D
    No – afraid I couldn’t see him in the paper either – my faith must be failing me.

  7. LMFAO_BRUCE says:

    Oh, my God!
    you people kill me with these sitings and belief. i have never laughed so hard. it felt like my insides were going to erupt from laughing. this is great. they say laughter is the best medicine and forsure they would find that here at this site. keep the laughs coming. hey momi pink shoes, wendh nikkiee and lynn and any other of you ladies lets see some pictures of you. thanks.
    still laughing my ass off in Wisconsin.
    if i have any sitings i will be sure to post them for ya all.

  8. Crispmas Math says:

    I will begin eBay bidding for this sacred religious icon at $100,000.00.

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