In the Beginning …

Published January 2nd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Vincent of Deviant Uprising made this incredible wallpaper depicting the Creation scene where we believe He created Mountains, Trees, and a Midget:


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79 Responses to “In the Beginning …”

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  1. Michael says:

    He touched me with his new noodly appendage and I have not been the same since. RAMON

  2. Rasputin says:

    Hey there’s a great channel on YouTube called “The Dork Shop”. It shows a British guy in the USA street-preaching about our Lard and Savour. Absolutely phenomenal. Loads of separate videos. Pleas visit and append your encouragement. A real “WOW” star!

  3. Captain Birdseye says:

    Well done, Michael.

  4. Rasputin says:

    There’s a video on YouTube called, “HITCHENS DISPROVES GOD IN 10 MINUTES (OR LESS!)”. Hitch compares God with North Korea. He explains how God watches every moment of your life, even while you’re sleeping and continues to torment you after death. He calls it a “celestial North Korea”. Hitch explains that at least in North Korea, you’re free after you die. My brief comment can’t do justice to Hitch’s delivery, watch it from about 3.30 and enjoy it for yourself.

    • Excelsior says:

      God is very busy, he has to make surveilance on every one of the 7 odd billion people on Earth 24 hours a day 7 days per week until they die because he is collecting your dossier to use on judgement day. He not only has to listen to everything you say, he has to read your mind. For instance if you see a pretty girl and think you would like to lay her, you have committed fornication which is a deadly sin!
      Whenever you eat, God is there at the table making sure you eat only Kosher, Halal, no meat on Friday, etc.
      When you have sex, God is right there with youse in bed making sure you don’t use contraceptives!
      There’s plenty more, I’ll leave it to your imagination! However, God does not make surveillance on his priests, he knows what they are doing to the Alter-boys anyway! God goes around laying virgins like Mary too, that’s where Jesus and all the other Nephilim come from! That’s because he, like all royalty, has “first night rights”! So no need to call on God, he will be with you all the time!

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        Excelsior, an Australian priest reportedly used the line that it was ‘god’s wish’, to the 60+ boys he abused. I can imagine him begging his god to strike him dead if he was doing wrong; and then, when nothing happened, he took it as approval.
        I assume that a god credited with omni-science, requires that we all use the default scientific method of Null Hypothesis (No/Not True etc), rather than commit the logical fallacy of assuming something to be true because there is no evidence to the contrary. Obviously, priests are exempt.

  5. Captain Birdseye says:

    Hitchens is just having fun. Religionists just don’t get it that the onus of proof is on them. The correct scientific hypothesis, ‘god does not exist’, (hypotheses are always negative) provides the opportunity to falsify that statement with evidence. Until then, it’s the default position.

    • patroller says:

      What an absolute load of rubbish

      Disabled toilet.

    • Rasputin says:

      Hey Captain, I always enjoy your comments. In case you haven’t already done so, I recommend viewing the video if only to witness the delight of Hitch’s audience.

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        Rasputin, I’ve read transcripts of most of Hitchen’s debates/lectures. I keep thinking of the general observation that religionists seem addicted to maintaining an endless defence using rhetoric and no facts.

        • bill says:

          Your opinion is one of a closed mind who rejects the opinion of those with another world view. That mindset makes you a danger to all. The sad irony for you is that you will never understand this simple point.

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Bill, some people see coloured sounds, others believe in UFOs, special messages and non-existent ‘forces’. So, it’s closed-minded to not accept their World View? Why does the same not apply to you?
          ‘Reality’ is that which remains when you give up all of your delusions. Don’t like it?

  6. bill says:

    What exactly are delusions of the self? I simply don’t get your point of view.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Bill, I can’t see the word ‘self’ in my line. Delusion: ‘an erroneous belief held in the face of evidence to the contrary’. Don’t you have a dictionary? Some delusions, such as ‘prayer will cure a sick child’, are dangerous. Others, such as believing you know how others think, are stupid. Labelling someone as ‘closed-minded’ and having a ‘dangerous mindset’ has the uncanny habit of being projection. Look that one up too.

      • Bill says:

        You’re an arrogant sod.

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Again, read up on projection before you stoop to label and insult people as some sort of victim. For ‘sad irony’, re-read your original post, oh wise mind-reader, protector and educator, whose wisdom we are unable to understand. The words and tone are those of an ‘arrogant sod’.

  7. patroller says:

    Captain, enjoy life. A bit of advice. You are not as clever as you think you are. Lol…..

    • Apprentice Frederic says:

      The Captain would not need defending if you were as clever as YOU think. Why don’t you keep your word and vanish???

      • Patroller says:

        Fred, you are a pathetic little internet loser.

        I take no notice of any of your disgusting comments.

        Now be a good little fool and run along……

        • Apprentice Frederic says:

          Thanks for feeding me…..

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          AF, in people’s communications, I notice adjective density. These are the people who have fact poverty and resort to rhetoric and ad-hominem attacks. Trollop isn’t a troll, it’s a fundamentalist Christian, kiddy-diddling ex-scoutmaster, attempting to prove to itself that its perversion is someone else’s fault.

        • Apprentice Frederic says:

          Cap’n B., thanks for sage observations. Apologies to you and all others for my failure to uphold the site’s high standards of good humored banter, relevance, serious thought and information, and DFTFT. [ Does everybody know who Grelber in Broom-Hilda was???? ] Yearning for civility in communion, I promise to not succumb to goading again.

        • patroller says:

          Fred, don’t worry too much, the inmates on here forgive you.

          Your description of this site leaves a lot to be desired. You are wrong in every way. The basic problem is that you profess your belief in a flying fucking spaghetti monster. You are by definition an idiot. Fuck off.

          Disabled toilet.

        • Keith says:

          A/F: It has been a long time since I read a Broom Hilda cartoon but I remember Grelber.

        • Apprentice Frederic says:

          Keith – I thought Grelber a good archetyical troll….

    • Rasputin says:

      Yes he is.

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        AF, for polite FSM conversation one should use Facebook.
        Thousands of visiting Christians read the hate-mail and posts of deranged fundies such as trollop. He’s a performing specimen, on display to all, as a deterrent against the mental illness of Christian fundamentalism.
        Shame he doesn’t evangelise on street corners: ‘Abuse victims trying to rape the Catholic Church’; ‘Scout-masters need Statute of Limitations reduced to save them from bankruptcy’.

        • Apprentice Frederic says:

          Cap’n B., I believe that there are many decent Xtians; it is disappointing that none seem to try to stand up to wharsisname

        • patroller says:

          I don’t believe in God, you idiot.

          I’m an Internet troll who thinks this site is a swamp full of idiots.


        • Mr. Hankey says:

          Troll? You must mean a sexual inadequate with serious mental health issues.

  8. Captain Birdseye says:

    AF, I’m sure that most Christians have given up trying to moderate their abusive brethren, who simply serve as a public embarrassment. The more publicity they get the better, to help extinguish any possibility of teaching it in schools.

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