How can you idiots belive this stupid religion?

Published January 8th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

How can you idiots belive this stupid religion? You idiot taoist won’t believe Christianity because of eternal judgement, but you’ll believe a bunch of crackheads that think a stupid ball of spaghetti with meatballs created the universe? If that’s your logic on this subject, you belong with these moronic crackheads. Oh and by the way I ate your faggot god for lunch, he has tiny balls.

168 Responses to “How can you idiots belive this stupid religion?”

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  1. ilovefsm says:

    you guys are so funny! i love this religion

  2. Cap'n Wolf says:

    Right, and Christianity is so much better, with its bigotry and discrimination, and crimes against many people?

  3. Marco says:

    FSM bless you all! Pastafarians from Italy supports the freedom!!!

  4. Convert says:


    [quote] After all a book written over a thousand years, by 40 authors, no editor and tons of contradictions HAS to be true![/quote]

    so you are saying that the Bible is just a 1000 yr old Wikipedia prototype? everything makes so much more sense now!


  5. rogthedodge says:

    So you insult us AND Taoists???

    I thought your ‘religion’ taught tolerance and respect for others?? From your spite-filled rant it seems you preach hatred and disdain.

    I will pray that one day you may feel the caress of His Noodly Appendage and turn your back on the hatred in your hearts.

  6. Garrick McElroy says:

    That was merely a representation of FSM, the real FSM’s balls are quite large. I hope you one day can gaze upon them and see their glory.

    It’s not the eternal judgement, for me, so much as the fact that he punishes you infinitely for finite acts, contradicts himself regularly, blatantly kills millions, tortures people who believe in him to prove a point to the devil, and asked for a human sacrifice to prove that someone truly loved him. He seems so nice, doesn’t he?

    Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,

    If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at [email protected]

  7. Naem Khokhar says:

    I think we should not criticize some one on the basis of his religion as this is his personal matter and he is responsible of that.

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