Published January 23rd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson


This website (as the writers probably intended) has commenters with a wide range of views on life and “religion.” Some claim openmindedness, others bash Christianity for, well, anything.

Please do not consider it a heresy to your conglomerate that a Christian that believes in Intelligent Design is commenting on your site, but I have some things to say about us:

Christianity is not a just a way of thinking or living or a “religion.” We do not picture God as flying somewhere overhead, watching our every move, waiting to punish us. He does watch our every move, but He acts with justice and mercy, and most of all, agape (love).

He is not just something to “get us through” life, though he certianly does that. For many of us, He is WHY we get through life doing what we do, not just HOW. He is there when we need help, but that is not His purpose. However, our purpose in life is to worship Him (he needs no help). I suppose there is no way y’all can understand unless you’re on this side of the fence.

86 Responses to “hmm…”

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  1. Random Pastafarian says:

    Also, I agree that many religious people do not understand satire, or humor in general.

  2. Kosher Meatballs says:

    I’m glad YOU understand this, but the farther south you go, the less people you find who think this through as well as you.

  3. Garrick McElroy says:

    Oh! You Christians are in a sort of zoo! I get it now. Look at that one!

    Seriously though, justice and mercy? LOVE!?!? I don’t think that the Bible the Christians have “read” is the same one I’ve read.

    Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,

    If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at [email protected]

  4. Metal Head says:

    Blah blah…who cares about your beliefs, since you’re going to hell for them anyway, where you will get many STD’s from the strippers. Enjoy an eternity of stale beer, you sinner!

  5. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    What a breath of fresh air we atheists would be to your god. Unless he was the ultimate egomaniac, he should be a little tired of everyone kissing his perfect posterior.

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