You are an idiot

Published December 20th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

You are an idiot. You’re nothing more than a evangelist for idiocy. Anyone who sends you a penny for sitting on your dumb ass and spewing moronic brain excrement into the world deserves to spend eternity with you and your flying shit monster. Get a life. I’d say get a job but what idiot would hire you?

129 Responses to “You are an idiot”

  1. Pete says:

    Uncle Jessie’s story proves the superiority of Pastafarianism. No child would be able to throw themselves to their deaths off the roof of one of our churches since His Noodleyness “Rather We Wouldn’t” build them. Looks like FSM cares more about our safety than the supposed christian god does.

    Of course I call total BS on his story as well so the point is moot.

  2. Pluto says:

    @ Uncle Jessie- You will rot in FSM hell with diseased infested hookers and stale beer!
    I read the Bible (I’m only 26 years old) and jumped of a brothel wearing one of your ‘I love Jesus’ T-shirts. Consequently I am now dead! I hope you are happy with yourself!
    Wile poor innocent pastifarians (and maybe some pizzafarians???) are trying to save the educational standards of future generations, you are destroying it.
    The poor non-ID supporting members of the Kansas school board face a lot of resistance and scrutiny to teaching good science to benefit the future of humanity. Those intelligent people are in grave danger because of hatful evangelical types.
    In other words, you are almost as bad as Moses!
    Merry Easter!

  3. Wench Nikkiee says:

    @That was Actually kinda funny Dec 28th, 2007 at 4:27 am
    “This guy sounds more convincing then any of the other people commenting here.”
    Gullible much?
    “The FSM church has just lost one convert.”

    And gained 20….

  4. the first midget says:

    heres the thing you have to understand about pastfarianism: its not as much about the actual religion as it is about the point it makes, how if you acknowledge one intelligent design theory as correct, its only fair to acknowledge them all.

  5. Banditopants says:

    Well he DOES have that physics degree

  6. Zekk says:

    Flying Shit Monster? You have No imagination >:-(

  7. Delilah says:

    if you’re going to insult someone’s god, you could be respectful, His name is the Flying Spaghetti Monster

  8. XaurreauX says:

    Whew! That guy is a genius!

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