As an agnostic Buddhist

Published December 25th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

As an agnostic Buddhist, I have to say there is not one speck of the FSM religious belief system that I find troublesome if it is to be taught in public schools alongside intelligent design. The FSM system of beliefs makes perfect sense to me (I recently realized I have many daily rituals that follow the Pastafarian scripture, as I have always loved pirates, strippers, and beer, and do enjoy a good marinara. I have no problem with my son being taught the divine nature of these things), and even though Buddhism certainly won’t be taught in southern US schools, I whole heartedly support the FSM theory be taught along side of intelligent design.

Our children must see both the noodle and the meatball in order to find their way. You certainly shouldn’t study ID without FSM. I also would like to suggest that teachers who are to speak the words of the gospel should do so in a respectable way, by dressing as either the pope, a priest or nun while teaching ID (out of respect of course) and then to dress as a pirate while teaching FSM theory as not to offend the Pastafarians. When speaking any words of the gospel of the FSM, they should of course do that in pirate-speak, to do so any other way, would be offensive.

Of course when discussing global warming in science class, both the scientific theory presented by Al Gore in “An Inconvenient Truth”, AND the MP (missing pirate) theory of global warming should be taught side by side as well (if there is equally compelling evidence in the ID texts that there is an alternate theory specifically directed at global warming in ID, that should of course be allowed equal time).

44 Responses to “As an agnostic Buddhist”

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  1. PeggyLuWho says:

    Wow. The voice of reason. Many beers and strippers to you.


  2. wpolscemamymocneseo says:

    What a crap. How can you call it a blog. Change the style, so it will be much better

  3. nun sequitur says:

    I m more prognostic

  4. nun sequitur says:

    attended a discussion about wobal glarming by advisors to mr gores admin…it had impact. none of the experts disagree it is happening, just 2 what degree we r contributing…& about the kyoto agreement, if all nations would just cooperate & sign it that would help esp twds ruling out earths inhabitants contribution, even potentially…cant hurt might help. fuller buckminsters spaceship earth is teetering out in space.

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