As an agnostic Buddhist

Published December 25th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

As an agnostic Buddhist, I have to say there is not one speck of the FSM religious belief system that I find troublesome if it is to be taught in public schools alongside intelligent design. The FSM system of beliefs makes perfect sense to me (I recently realized I have many daily rituals that follow the Pastafarian scripture, as I have always loved pirates, strippers, and beer, and do enjoy a good marinara. I have no problem with my son being taught the divine nature of these things), and even though Buddhism certainly won’t be taught in southern US schools, I whole heartedly support the FSM theory be taught along side of intelligent design.

Our children must see both the noodle and the meatball in order to find their way. You certainly shouldn’t study ID without FSM. I also would like to suggest that teachers who are to speak the words of the gospel should do so in a respectable way, by dressing as either the pope, a priest or nun while teaching ID (out of respect of course) and then to dress as a pirate while teaching FSM theory as not to offend the Pastafarians. When speaking any words of the gospel of the FSM, they should of course do that in pirate-speak, to do so any other way, would be offensive.

Of course when discussing global warming in science class, both the scientific theory presented by Al Gore in “An Inconvenient Truth”, AND the MP (missing pirate) theory of global warming should be taught side by side as well (if there is equally compelling evidence in the ID texts that there is an alternate theory specifically directed at global warming in ID, that should of course be allowed equal time).

44 Responses to “As an agnostic Buddhist”

  1. punkmonk says:

    RAmen to that man

  2. PirateHooker says:

    Yhaaarrrr. FSM theory must be taught. Else we anger His tasteful wrath. I’d rather be dead than face the power of his supreme deliciousness. TEACH! TEACH! else the world will be boiled in His pasta kitchen.

  3. Tagliatellius says:

    A Very Merry Plugmass to all pasta based life forms.
    Fundamentalist twats, stew in your twisted bile for all eternity, minus time off for good behaviour, Ramen, Hic……hic……This Czech Budvar….hic…lager is really…….hic……very..hic…..god”””’GOD!
    hic………I mean grud…..fukc……………………………….

  4. Repmuht says:

    May your Nirvana be filled with beer and strippers.

  5. Ayumi-chan says:

    RAmen to one who shares my beliefs. RAmen indeed. You are truly touched by His Noodly Appendage.

  6. Roger That says:

    Yes. RAmen indeed. Great to see some intelligent posting.

  7. StJason says:

    Happy ChriFSMas! FSM bless us everyone!

  8. Gaara_Loves_Ramen says:

    RAmen to that man.
    I love your attitude.

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