r … u … serious?

Published November 5th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

r…u…serious? Ur LYING to everyone! Ur CONDEMNING them. And for what? U think ur COOL making up ur own “RELIGION”. Ur ridiculous. Ur IGNORANT. I will eat ur good for nothing spaghetti monster. Then I’ll be ur idle to worship. Ignorant. I’d smack u if that came about. Oh how I wish I could drive to u. Take all ur pasta away. Then! Just maybe, then, u could make up the swimming unicorn of wonder. I’m a Christian. And being a Christian doesn’t make me perfect. I am holding myself back from cursing at u. That’s pointless. Ur a fool. And u’ll burn in hell for being a fool. I hope, one day, u make the right decision.

438 Responses to “r … u … serious?”

  1. Scott says:

    r…u… 2…. lazy to type real words? “ur” is not a substitute for “your” in any religion except the religion of laziness.

  2. Redbeard says:

    @416 theFew – I don’t know if it’s a matter of deadline, I think it’s a matter of the number of morons … I mean adherents … and financial success. I think all that you need is a really good business plan. The jury is still out on Scientology, but if you think about it, they’re really just a modern twist on the age-old concept of selling a completely ridiculous idea. Jewish zombies, coming back from the dead … those are yesterday’s news. Now we have aliens and volcanos and mind control! Yee haw! And just look at the celebrity endorsements thay’re getting!

    They saw that the old way of doing business was getting too crowded, the potential buyers of “back from the dead” just had too many choices, from televangelists like Billy Graham and Dobson, to the Mormons, to the grand old standby, the Catholic Church. There hadn’t been any real innovation in that marketplace since the Latter-day Saints, just a lot of packaging. But they’ve come up with a whole new pile of crap. From a “stupid idea” perspective, it’s like they’ve opened up a whole new market. Genius, I tell you.


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  6. Queen Sheba says:

    Note to self…although it is supposedly the worst place to be condemned to, Hell is NOT a curse word. Thank you, typo mistress.

    I’m really glad I’m not a devout protestant. These people are embarassing.


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