While I was learning about this wonderful religion

Published October 14th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

While I was learning about this wonderful religion of yours, and while I was reading about how the number of pirates affected the climate, there was a flash of light. There standing in my room, was our Spaghetti God himself. He told me something that would allow us another chance to rectify the global warming issue. First, He told me that marriages were actually just between two or more people, regardless of sexual preference. Marriage actually does not have to be between a man and a woman. He told me that every time we allow such marriages to be legalized in a new country, the rate of temperature increase decreases. The more countries legalize it and the more marriages of the same sex that we have, temperature increase will slow down to the point where there will be a reversal.


26 Responses to “While I was learning about this wonderful religion”

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  1. That guy says:

    This… does not sound very canonical

  2. Red Dutch Pasta Wench says:

    Well, in the Netherlands we have done our bit :)

  3. Red Dutch Pasta Wench says:

    Damn, foto-finish and I lost :(

  4. Aristotle says:

    All the more reason to support same-sex marriage!

  5. Aristotle says:

    Awwwww… damn. I thought I was first.

  6. The Dread Pirate Cap'n Bob of the Ruber Duck says:

    Sounds good to me, though I don’t know how Bush would feel about it…

  7. Jean Bart says:

    7. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Go Around Telling People I Talk To You.

  8. Jean Bart says:

    Hahaha! The 7th “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t” as seventh post!

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