Hindu questions about FSM

Published October 17th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Some Questions sent by Ram. I am putting it in this section just because I want to (maybe you guys can help me answer his questions):

Iam a student. Iam from india. I am a Hindu. I am quite happy with my religion and respect all other religons. But your Spaghetti monster? I don’t understand. i visited your website, but it says so little of your religion.

i want to know the foolowing things?

What or Who is this Spaghetti monster?

What is this monster up to? what does he want? (according to you)

How did he contact you?

Does he Talk?

Do you have any proof? if show please show me.

Why do you use ‘ironic words’? Preachers don’t really use such words. they are polite and atleast sound enlightened one. you sound more like a minister demanding for votes.

This monster of yours is made of pasta?

Is this monster a good monster or is he spreading evil?

Why a pirate ship? pirates do have 99.9 % dna similar to humans. well, my great great grand father had 99.999999% DNA similar to humans. so what? What i mean to ask is Pirates were evils, they plundered and killed. if at all they are extinct today. it is cool. with time they will. everything will. But why pirates . Why?

I believe in God, sir and i have no intentions in hurting you, but it is silly to believe in what is not so clear. I don’t really believe in scientific evidences, but yes i do have my own way of finidng things out. some sort of spirituality involved.
Coincidently, Indian lores have many written records of universal birth that resembles to big bang theory. they have perfect calculations of earth’s rev. and rot. all this was written more than a thousands years which also includes physics, maths, geo, medicine and spirituality. But there is no mention of Your monster. you know and the world knows Hindus have the longest written history and records than any one else. Not even eygptians. And all of them are accurate till date, some are under research. American scientist have also discovered a man-made birdge dated thousands of yrs ago called ram-sethu (in india) which also has written records in ancient books, including the man who built it. if it is all this. How come they miss your monster?

Iam not preaching my religion Sir. please answer my question. i shall me thankful to you as my questions haunt me than the ghosts? Ghosts? don’t dont haunt me at all !

God bless you


90 Responses to “Hindu questions about FSM”

  1. ۞ says:

    I can’t help but think you’ve over played the ‘abuse’ of the English language metaphor a tinsy little bit.
    Not much, just a bit.

  2. Momi Pink Shoes says:

    Pirates are not evil! Look at Whats-his-face [Jack Sparrow?] in the Pirates of the Carribean! No one THAT sexy could be evil.

    It’s a law of the universe for me.

  3. headthrick says:

    Duhhh… Since I understand you’re from India, just go vist in India the Atheist Centre at Vijajawada – those atheist Gandhians will show you the way to go (walk the walk, and, talk the talk) just like the monkey of Darwin did show you the way 2 walk.

    Pirates blessings


  4. Etay says:

    I can’t quite understand everything, but this caught my eye:
    “if at all they are extinct today.”
    I’d like you all to read this:

  5. Mother Talya says:

    That poor kid. If he’s that bad at writing in English, imagine his reading comprehension level. He must have been so confused.

  6. Xink says:

    Perhaps I’m being a little ignorant, but last time I checked, wasn’t Hinduism a polytheistic religion rather than a monotheistic one? Of course, I hear a lot of people say that the multiple deities of Hinduism are just different representations of one god, but I’m still unsure. A little clarification would be nice?

  7. not signifant really says:

    “do you have any proof?”
    -do you?

  8. IknowThings says:

    we pirates oppose the x-tian influence in america.

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