I think you guys are taking it too far

Published September 24th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I saw your Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website today.

Okay, it’s great to have a bit of a laugh, and I did when I read the bit about ‘our God having bigger balls than yours’ but I think you guys are taking it too far.

10 million people? Get real. No-one believes in that crap. Your only supporters are atheists, which means they don’t believe in a God.

Academic endorsements? You don’t need a PhD to understand God. Having a PhD does not mean that you can make judgements about God and religion, put them in a box and say “this is God”. No-one can do that.

Also, don’t you think that you might be offending some people? Openly discriminating another religion is not regarded as a decent thing to do. This is not the Crusades. Get with the times. We Christians don’t openly insult other religions on web pages, nor do they against us. There is nothing wrong with having a joke without poking fun at others.

Seriously, I think you guys are pathetic.

I’m not even going to try and counter your theories, because I don’t need to, they’re so stupid.

The reason I sent you this email was because I saw your hate mail page and thought I might contribute.

One last thing, to all you so-called ‘Christians’ out there posting hate-mail on this website, I don’t think you’re acting like a Christian if you threaten them with hell, or tell them God will punish them, because of the website.

You’re just as bad as the creators of the website.

Get a life, Mr. Henderson. Stop acting like a primary school kid.

You must be an AMerican, to come up with such crap.

If you want to actually be saved, read the real bible.

Please publish this on your hate mail page. Otherwise writing this email will have been in vain


370 Responses to “I think you guys are taking it too far”

  1. Fool says:

    @Rylore I will give you $1,000,000 if you can use the scientific method to prove your delusions are true.
    Catholics are not christians? and you claim to know history. before Luther did his thing, all christians were catholics, so your logic about christians not prosecuting people is wrong.
    Care to explain how the bible is all about christ? I think the Jews might have a problem with that. wich brings me to another point Jesus was a jew, and a conservative jew at that.
    Can you prove your statements? not just quote your book of fantasies but actually go out there and give hard proof that your fairy tales are true?
    The bible has a lot of translation errors, the original was written in a language no longer used, and every time it was translated to a new language it was changed to fit the views of the time. so the book you are reading is not the same things that the original authors wrote, so your book is a lie.
    The flat earth was a christian idea, look a Galileo, and Copernicus, why were they prosecuted by the church if the church believed the earth was round.
    Who the F are you to decide who is a ‘true’ chritian and who is not.
    I could go on poking holes at your so called arguments but I think that this should be enough to get you started on the road to learning the truth, that you got sold a bunch of lies and you fell for it.

  2. Fool says:

    @Resonator ouch, that was a painful, yet accurate metaphor.

  3. PacificPam (Cool-Aid) says:

    Every time I see some long-ass post written by someone….I just can’t read it because I get bored.

  4. PacificPam (Cool-Aid) says:

    *eats popcorns anxiously*

  5. PacificPam (Cool-Aid) says:

  6. Capt'n Spahgz says:

    You must be american A-hole
    (sorry to all my american Pastafarian friends but i find alot of americans to be narrow minded and rude Sorry again. You arent really all bad just the ones who voted for that idiot bushwacker(Bush)sorry again if any of you fall under that category. lets just say for the most part the american public is Ok. to whom it may concern i am from Nova Scotia Canada)

  7. My own first mate (weren't you?) says:


    “10 million people? Get real. No-one believes in that crap. Your only supporters are atheists, which means they don’t believe in a God.”

    Actually, atheism is the lack of faith in religion. I believe adeism would be a non-belief in god. I happen to be both.

    Oh yeah, I’m American as well. Since this little shit seems to be a fellow countryman, let me apologize for the both of us. Sorry about, oh, the last 7 years or so.

    Scary how tightly wound and closed-minded some of them can be. Notice he uses a capital G even when not necessarily speaking of his personal bogeyman!

  8. ~*~*Big Jay*~*~ says:

    “Must be American to come up with crap like that?” arent the people we are fighting Christians? arent those Christians also Americans? So that means Christianity is crap. Wow, you just made an amazing discovery thanks!


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