Tuned in to your FSM page today on a “tip” from a friend

Published May 15th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Tuned in to your FSM page today on a “tip” from a friend. Then I read through all the bullshit you could deliver…hmmm..

I have to admit it’s very clever copy, very tempting–but for a target audience I can’t imagine. Who? Middle-aged, overweight, and divorced heterophylls?

Physics major, huh? You should’ve gone into ceramics…you know…or advanced welding design, or maybe a sausage making class might help you get over it.

But you’re a good comic, for sure! It’s pure Vaudville! Burns & Allen couldn’t do it better! Saturday Night Live is no competition to your act. Wow! It’s all bullshit, of course, and everybody, I hope, knows it. But you’re quite the comedian and you’ve been able to pull it off!

Are you making any money off this? You must be…you’re no fool!!

I might be able to round up some charitable donations for you…you know, the same kind of folks who eagerly respond to telemarketers selling phone card machines

But, Bobby, Bobby, what you fail to understand, you poor fool, is that what you really need to do, for your deepest self-of-selfs is to…find yourself a new bitch, asshole!!!!

P.S. Do you have you enough information to process & respond to this…?


192 Responses to “Tuned in to your FSM page today on a “tip” from a friend”

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  1. Wench Nikkiee says:

    Or as Darwin said, bearing both types.

  2. Wench Nikkiee says:

    While since I covered that one. Appologies Darwin :)

  3. Commodore Angryy says:

    Well the wife of the man with the longest finger nails in the world was asked

    How do you cope you know

    As a girl and she said well

    It’s not so bad

    You get used to it

    It’s like making love to a tree

    Well I’m a tree

    Make love to me

    I’m a tree

    Make love to me

  4. Msmatched says:

    Who? Middle-aged, overweight, and divorced heterophylls?

    Try 13 year-old unitarian girls. :D

  5. El Peatieablo says:

    Excellent rant, I’m not sure what it was about, but you certainly would fit in with any number of fundies.

  6. MetallipandA says:

    I bet the tip was the first quarter of a dick inserted right in far end of your Intestine right?

  7. Benny The Ball says:

    I love the way we are described as a ‘copy’. Is he going to tell his mummy that we copied his religion? If this is such a clever copy and it is also bullshit then effectively what you are saying is that we are a clever copy of your bullshit religion? Take your time with that one.

  8. Daniel says:

    The hatemail on this site is great because most of the time it is really poorly written and thought out.

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