FSM vs IPU youtube contest

Published February 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I just received an email from a Pastafarian named Brian who is putting on a quirky youtube contest:

I’m encouraging people to make and upload videos about a battle between the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Ideally, I would like some to point out the insanity of religions (i.e. christianity & muslims) killing each other over imaginary creations.



More details of the contest can be found here. Entries must be in by April 1st, 2007. The best video will win a can of spaghetti O’s.

68 Responses to “FSM vs IPU youtube contest”

  1. scribble says:

    They are the 8, “I’d rather YOU didn’ts”, not the 8, “I’d rather I didn’ts”. All I’m saying is that if the battle gets fierce enough the FSM can always turn to rape. He has INFINITE appendages. He is practically built for sex. (by built I mean he came out of nothing)

    PS: I’m just usuing Chistian arguments to condone my claim to make a point if you don’t get it. Example: Thou shalt not kill….. and god killed millions of people in the bible. If it’s his will, then it’s okay. You must learn any argument Christians use we can as well.

    Also I’m aware of the rather you didn’ts (I bought the book forever ago) and it says nothing about the FSM not being able to rape an invisible pink horsey.

  2. DeltaWhiskey says:

    The IPU(bbhhh) is totally a sex goddess. She would take the FSM’s “rape” and beg for more, until every one of those noodley appendages was worn out. Then she wins, and they’re both happy.
    That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

  3. Iron gill Kidd says:

    @Bill-They’re simply not imaginative enough–flying gods are the best kinda god out there!
    @Batman- Oh yeah, didn’t realize that. Hah, in all honesty I shouldn’t be making fun of ANYONE’S spelling….mine’s at about the skill level as an infant’s! (Gahh, why am I posting?? I have a huge essay to write!)

  4. Ross says:

    if its invisible how do we now its pink?

    RAmen, RAmen to all!

  5. scribble says:

    @Delta Whiskey
    An excellent point, I hadn’t thought of that. While the FSM has the ability to infinitly rape the pony, the sick little pony is a sex goddess and could infinitly take it……….
    And if the pony is a sex goddess then there would be consent and the FSM wouldn’t be able to rape it at all. Rather, it would be a sex fest like none other…..
    and if the FSM with his infinite appendages has sex with the pony’s infinite ability to take it….
    ALAS! this war is going to end with creation of an infiniate amount of flying invisible pink spaghetti unicorns.
    hmmm…… maybe the sex approach is a bad idea.

  6. scribble says:

    Is it possible the FSM and IPU could get married?
    Why the battle, why can’t we all just get along?
    or……… oh no…….. no…….. push it away….. I just had a thought….. what if the IPU is the FSM?
    I’ll put in some research into the possibility.

  7. Wench Nikkiee says:

    “ALAS! this war is going to end with creation of an infiniate amount of flying invisible pink spaghetti unicorns.
    hmmm…… maybe the sex approach is a bad idea.”
    RAmen scribble

  8. Thumper says:

    I think Wench Nikkiee makes good point…these little invisible pink horned pasta monsters would be spikey and slippery. Easily stepped on by pedestrians and likely to cause a fall or injecting magical unicorn venom into unsuspecting victims…anyone who’s ever had a Guiness hangover knows the dangers of which I speak…

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