FSM vs IPU youtube contest

Published February 13th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I just received an email from a Pastafarian named Brian who is putting on a quirky youtube contest:

I’m encouraging people to make and upload videos about a battle between the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Ideally, I would like some to point out the insanity of religions (i.e. christianity & muslims) killing each other over imaginary creations.



More details of the contest can be found here. Entries must be in by April 1st, 2007. The best video will win a can of spaghetti O’s.

68 Responses to “FSM vs IPU youtube contest”

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  1. scribble says:

    Oh that’s a terrible way to think, just because there are an infinate number of baby flying invisible unicorn spaghetti monsters lying around which are indeed spikey and slippery, it doesn’t mean they have to parade around with their horns held high for every drunk pedestrian to happen upon. Just cause they are infinate and everywhere, doesn’t mean they are “everywhere everywhere”. Take God for example, Christians claim that he is infinate and everywhere, but they say he isn’t like, “everywhere everywhere”. Such as, they don’t take kindly to the fact that God is “in my nutsack” as I might put it on a good day or “in your rotten vagina” as I might say on a bad day. They don’t take kindly to that at all, therefore insisting he isn’t “everywhere everywhere” just everywhere. As such these invisighetti flying pink unicorn monsters aren’t everywhere everywhere. Besides, they probably won’t grow full horns till they are way way older, say 12. Thats 4380000 earth years. (a day in heaven is 1000 years on earth after all) At any rate, they shouldn’t become of age until long after the human race has collapsed. I just don’t think it’s such a problem, that’s all. Besides, they would be sooooooo cute. It’s worth a couple o’ dead drunks. Just a few.

  2. scribble says:

    or……… the FSM could just fuck up the IPU severly in a head to head death match. Who does the IPU think it is anyway, it’s only like a level 5823746927 Unicorn, and it’s trying to take on a 9.938595739457 x 10^9999999999999999999 bowl of Spaghetti. What a lunatic pink horsey.

  3. UltimateLordOfDarkness says:


    This video was inspired by Him, and it depicts the absolute truth. And may all of you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendages.

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