You’re going to hell

Published January 27th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

You’re going to hell for degrading god to a pile of noodles. Have fun burning for an eternity. -Erik Vavro

1,271 Responses to “You’re going to hell”

  1. :O says:

    noodles are fantastic.

  2. XD says:

    Who’s to say that God isn’t a pile of noodles?

  3. xinjinbei says:

    Avatar of Reason Jan 27th, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    What do you mean “degrading”? Noodles are wonderful! They’re the best thing since… actually, they’re better than sliced bread. As for burning, if I’m dead, I’ll have no body, and thus no nerves. I won’t feel a thing.
    -Avatar of Reason

    Quoted for truth!

  4. david! says:


  5. Spagatelli says:

    Sorry, I don’t believe in your god, so therefore threatening me with Hell is pointless. If I told you that if you don’t become a Pastafarian you will suffer an eternity of ugly strippers and flat beer, would you convert to FSMism?

  6. Peggy-Sue says:

    don’t worry we will. I wouldn’t want to go to heaven if your going to be there

  7. Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA says:

    Too right by the churches definition heaven must be a pretty dull place with all those boring wankers hanging around.
    Hell may be hot but at least there’s a few interesting characters…

  8. mark says:

    Pastafarians can’t go to Hell Norway, Hell Michigan or Hell in the Caymans since they do not believe in hell. I wonder what happens when reaching one of those destinations? You see a flat plane? Noodly visions? Is it like Spock in the old west episode of Star Trek where bullets pass right through if you don’t believe in them? That would be cool.

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