You’re going to hell

Published January 27th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

You’re going to hell for degrading god to a pile of noodles. Have fun burning for an eternity. -Erik Vavro

1,271 Responses to “You’re going to hell”

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  1. Rodger the cabin boy says:

    We are going to Norway excellent.

  2. eye witness says:

    Are they mailing out the tickets then?

  3. Rodger the cabin boy says:

    @eye witness
    I hope not they would get stolen in the post unless they use a courier.

  4. Beastly Rich says:

    Hurrah! Norway!

  5. St John the Blasphemist says:

    I love it when fundies tell me I’m going to burn for all eternity in vats of boiling pewter & they always have that carefree attitude when they say it. Talk about compassion.
    See you in Norway
    St John the Blasphemist
    Saint of Boiling Pewter

  6. Some random person says:

    Actually, our creator is not a “pile” of noodles, he is more of a ball of them. Look at the picture. And piles dont have appendages, especially not noodly ones. By the way, i would gladly go to norway…tickets please?

  7. Avatar of Reason says:

    What do you mean “degrading”? Noodles are wonderful! They’re the best thing since… actually, they’re better than sliced bread. As for burning, if I’m dead, I’ll have no body, and thus no nerves. I won’t feel a thing.
    -Avatar of Reason

  8. Mariner says:

    If you’re going to damn us to Hell, at least make sure you spell God (note the capital G) correctly. You know how he (isn’t my god so no need to capitalize anything) hates those spelling errors.

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