what the hell is wrong with you

Published January 30th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

hello. I came across your so call WEBSITE as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion? saying that we have to accept that God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the flying spaghetti monster. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
-e.f.



410 Responses to “what the hell is wrong with you”

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  1. Krencko says:

    It seems to be a common misconception that we do not eat spaghetti and meatballs, well let me enlighten them, it is our holy communion.

    Also how come the people that message the church never are able to spell words properly?

  2. Captain Birdseye says:

    Krencko, at least we don’t indulge in the foul cannibalism of Jew-on-a-stick.
    Actually, many religions eat their gods. This was Captain Cook’s fate.

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