pirate weatherman

Published January 14th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I have attached a picture of pirate weatherman reporting a rather low temperature, which is even more evidence that pirates reduce global warming.


53 Responses to “pirate weatherman”

  1. Wench Beth says:

    That Pastafarian weatherman could also be from Tampa Bay and they’re having a really cold spell (thanks to all the pirates there!).

  2. Peter Popoff says:

    “Frau Diavolo Jan 14th, 2007 at 11:37 am
    a Pirate wearing a tie??”
    All the best pirates wear ties!
    Ever met a banker?

  3. Dread Wench L'TUAE says:

    Banker Pirate: “Avast ye corporate dogs! Prepare to be reposesed!”

  4. Al Dente says:

    This got me thinking.. A few years back a pirate ship appeared on the coast of Jordan, Ontario. It was found listing at the shore having foundered on the shoals. I imagine it was the scourge of Lake Ontario before, bustling with pirates doing pirate stuff. But now it sits forlorne and pirate-less. You know, ever since it crashed, Lake Ontario has never frozen over in the winter.. OK, now I am getting scared.

  5. Booty says:

    I can hear the Twilight Zone music……

  6. FishRespect says:

    Yet this is yet more prove that our beliefs are right. And anyone these days could be a pirate for His Noodlyness has a growing respect.

  7. dantes_torment says:

    Unfortunately, the ‘piratee'(i.e, Football players pretending to be pirates) here in Tampa suck. Luckily, as soon as January 20th we will be flooded with pirates! Gasparilla is the celebration of Tampa’s pirate heritage, for an entire week! I forsee that many will be blessed by His Noodlyness on this most holy of occaisions. Should any of you want to make a true holy pilgrimage, the official pirate parade is on the 27th; but there are plenty of festivities to be had before then.

  8. Frau Diavolo says:

    @Peter Popoff
    I stand (al dente) corrected….. aye, the pirate bankers should be the first to walk the plank…

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