Flying Spaghetti Monster Tourtière

Published January 4th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

This Christmas my two young sons and I celebrated our religious
diversity with a Flying Spaghetti Monster Tourtière. Tourtière is a
traditional French Canadian meat pie traditionally served at
Christmas. Here, alongside our Holly and Ivy Tourtière is His


219 Responses to “Flying Spaghetti Monster Tourtière”

  1. Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA says:


    Very occasionally I can hear bubbles of Stella Artois in a barrel half a mile away banging on the side and shouting “Help! Let Us Out!” is that also the FSMs doing?

  2. Alchemist says:

    Oh Captain – I know how you feel! It breaks my heart when I hear those innocent little bubbles screaming for release. Even worse, when you wake up in the middle of the night and hear “the silence of the cans”.
    We can’t free all of them but by FSM we’ll give it a damned good go!
    PS Stella eh? Good man!

  3. Beastly Rich says:

    Sometimes I think that if I can just save one, it’ll count for something! It usually leads me to free their friends.

  4. L'TUAE_42 says:

    Saving the trapped is a noble goal, you guys should get a medal!^_^

  5. Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA says:

    We SHOULD get a medal.

    But I usually get a Kebab….

    You can’t buy pasta in this town after about 9:00pm!

  6. Captain Mad John Kidd says:

    @ CNS

    Mind the pavement pizza!

  7. Wench Beth says:

    So was that the official announcement, Peter? You’re in the race for 2008? (Please say yes; I don’t want to write in Morris the Cat *again*.)

  8. Steven V says:

    I went to school with Stella Artois in East Finchley,she.I and Paris (Bankok) Hilton still keep in touch via our Ezichat units…

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