about the pirate ship

Published January 25th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Hey, so rather than get an ordinary yacht to sail around the world
spreading the FSM faith, why not something a little more pirate-like.
I was in Bonaire with my family and this Junk was docked there and
seemed sufficiently pirate-like for you.



I like it.  Let’s brainstorm fundraising ideas.  Also, we’ll need to figure out how ship-time will be organized.  Ideas/Volunteers?

183 Responses to “about the pirate ship”

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  4. Abrax says:

    Wow. I just had a FANTASTIC idea.

    How about a big show when the ship is purchased? A publicity stunt, somewhere with lots of spectators. It could be advertised.

    The ship could be purchased, nice and legal. The previous owners could be in on the show, ‘forced’ to walk the plank after Pastafarians have stormed the vessel dressed in full pirate garb. Of course the previous owners’ hands and feet wouldn’t be bound or anything so they could swim to shore and enjoy their sale money.

    I think it’d be a great way to attract attention to the religion.

  5. Abrax says:

    Dead pirate ben, you’re an experienced cook, linguist, martial artist, alcoholic, fisherman, and international studies expert?

    Wow… It’d be a ship full of worldly, fishing, fat drunk bilingual ninja-pirates.

    The reason I’m posting again is to tell you about my intentions with my Mastercard. It only has a 500 dollar credit limit. It’s nearly full right now, but when I get it fully paid off, I’m filling it right back up again. Once it’s fully paid off, I’m going to use my Mastercard to make a 500 dollar donation for the cause of the ship!

    I will keep everybody updated on weekly progress. I get paid every two weeks and will attempt to make a significant payment into my Mastercard debt on payday.

  6. Abrax says:

    I’m having some trouble with the donation. Is there a fund specifically for the pirate ship? Will a Mastercard be accepted? I have no problems with contributing the money. I just need some information.

    If somebody can provide the necessary information, I’d be very grateful. Thank you.

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