A scientist converts & evidence of HIS children

Published January 14th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Thank you for helping me see the light! I must admit until I ran across your pages a few months ago I was a misguided by the pro-evolution, left wing, scientific darwanist dogma. However as a microbiologist, I began running across evidence of HIM wherever I turned (see attached). I have come to believe that HE has a special fondness for bacteria, especially of the genus Proteus! And since there are over 1000 times as many bacteria cells in and on our body perhaps we were created by HIM as vessels for THEM, his favored children the bacteria!
Christopher Schadt, Ph.D.



120 Responses to “A scientist converts & evidence of HIS children”

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  1. Booty says:

    Welcome to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster – may you be forever touched by his noodly appendage :)

  2. MaxieZ says:

    Thanks Christopher. This explains so much. I’m never bathing again! Dear FSM!! Every time I’ve used antibacterial soap! I only hope he can forgive me!

  3. Ryen says:

    That would be three people with Ph.D.s supporting the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, wouldn’t it?

  4. DutchPastaGuy says:

    The ‘XXX PhDs support FSM’ is an argument you should be careful with. Some might come to claim we’re like Answers in Genesis. Waaaaaahhh!! Trust me, you don’t want to go there.

  5. Alchemist says:

    Good point DPG. I keep thinking of Dr M. Martin PhD, PhD, ThM, TIT. FRCTossers. Mind you, I bet he bought his degrees from the Kansas Yellow Brick Road University Of Oz.

  6. Web says:

    I recently became a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You must see this Flash animation. It doesn’t reference Him, but it does give clues to how widespread his Holy appendages may reach.


  7. Alchemist says:

    @ Web. HAHAHAHAHA – They’ve even got George W to follow the hippo, and a wingless blue chicken too. Excellent!

  8. Wench Nikkiee says:

    @Ryen Jan 14th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    “That would be three people with Ph.D.s supporting the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, wouldn’t it?”
    I see you are new to awareness of His Noodlyness Ryen.
    Maybe you should have a peek at the academic endorsement pages.

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