Published December 6th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Dear People who believe in the FSM,

Bobby Henderson is the next Jim Jones. Run, run while you still can.

Thank You,

*update* TLM’s comment @ 8:15pm:

May I make a suggestion to all of you who still believe in the FSM. Buy this book. Recovery from Cults: Help for Victims of Psychological and Spiritual Abuse

I just wanted to note that TLM’s suggested book is amazon-ranked at approximately #153,000, whereas The Gospel is currently ranked at #825 (lower is better).

*update* TLM’s comment @ 9:17pm:

I’m not trying to make anything personal… I’m just simply pointing out that historically people who are insane and lead cults end up in bad situations. I just thought I’d give you guys a heads up.

In truth I really want just one thing. As soon as Bobby Henderson publicly announces that FSM is a farce… then I’ll shut up and go away. But as long as you guys try to continue making this thing a real religion… then I’m going to keep replying. There are too many religions screwing up the world as it is… we don’t need an FSM to add to the pile.

1,098 Responses to “RUN!!!!!!”

  1. SaucyWench says:

    @ Peter – But he called me a “hippie housewife,” an event from which I have not yet fully recovered. I did buy some organic, sugarless peanut butter today… and I use citrus-sage, eco-friendly cleaner in the kitchen… AAAAhhhhhhhh!!!!! He was right! I am a hippie housewife.

  2. Peter Popoff says:

    I just want a chance to swim in his grandparents pool,
    and oh yeah. I’d love to meet his girlfriend. :)

  3. Rowdy Wench says:

    @ Saucy Wench – I have some of that peanut butter too! Be sure to keep it in the fridge…no preservatives! And it’s very entertaining trying to spread it when it’s cold…ah well. I also bought tofu – the pb and tofu are for some homemade protein bars. You are apparently not the only hippie housewife in the group! :))))

  4. ۞ says:

    Isn’t that meat his girl friend Peter.
    That punchline was a long time coming!

  5. ۞ says:

    What does do?

  6. ۞ says:

    Now what have I done?

  7. B☠☠ty says:

    I don’t know – what did you do? :D

  8. ۞ says:

    I was trying out some tags on this old thread to try and cause the bold fairy.
    Didn’t work. I’ll ask some HTML heads what’s going on tomorrow.

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