Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

Published December 5th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

The satirical news magazine The Onion has a new article out on the Kansas Intelligent Design / Evolution issue:  Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution.

In response to a Nov. 7 referendum, Kansas lawmakers passed emergency legislation outlawing evolution, the highly controversial process responsible for the development and diversity of species and the continued survival of all life.


Link to article.

133 Responses to “Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution”

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  1. Andrew says:

    “Ahhh… the Netherlands. About the only place on earth that is flatter than Australia.”

    We have a mountain range that runs from top to bottom, called the Great Dividing Range.

    Ok, so it’s not that tall, but there’s plenty of it, and my town (Bathurst) is surrounded by mountains. It’s a hole 1800 feet above sea level.

    Outlawing it acknowledges it’s existence, there would be no point banning something that doesn’t happen

    If so, can we have an Evolution Amnesty Period, where we can undo all the terrible horrors evolution has caused?

  2. Wench Nikkiee says:

    “and my town (Bathurst) is surrounded by mountains.”
    Hi Andrew :)
    Bathurst….. a regional New South Welshman…cool :))
    His Nooly Appendage has become far reaching indeed

  3. Wench Nikkiee says:

    err… His Noodly Appendage as well as His *Nooly* Appendage :)

  4. Link Building says:

    I love the expression. Everyone needs to express there own opinion and feel free to hear others. Keep it up :)

  5. dofollowdiver says:

    There are a lot of strange comments on here.

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