Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

Published December 5th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

The satirical news magazine The Onion has a new article out on the Kansas Intelligent Design / Evolution issue:  Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution.

In response to a Nov. 7 referendum, Kansas lawmakers passed emergency legislation outlawing evolution, the highly controversial process responsible for the development and diversity of species and the continued survival of all life.


Link to article.

133 Responses to “Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution”

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  1. Dr. Kilgore says:

    Well, I always knew the people of kansas were a bit whacked, ever since that whole tornado/Tinman/house on teh witch incident….

    I had better check my chromosomal alignment before i visit there…

  2. Rodger the cabin boy says:

    It’s good that they have finally done something to stop all the pinko lefty commie pot smoking animal terrorists from defying god and evolving.

  3. One Eyed Jack says:

    I’m moving to Kansas. Finally someone shows this evolution “theory” for what it is, godless, scientific dogma!
    If God had wanted us to evolve he would have given us more than 6,000 years to do it. Duh!
    OEJ, steering the ship towards the shallow end of the gene pool

  4. Booty says:

    Noooooooooooo OEJ – stay away from you cousins!

  5. Avatar of Reason says:

    No evolution. That’s great. Finally all those antibiotics that bacteria have evolved (in other states) to resist will work again!

    -Avatar of Reason

  6. Steve says:

    Not mentioned in the article, Kansas declared that pi equals 3, and the basic unit of measure is the cubit.

  7. Gnocci Man says:

    Gotta love the Onion.
    The scary thing is, that law wouldn’t surprise me all that much.

  8. jesus christ says:

    if this were a real story (which it’s obviously not, it’s the onion), thin i would laugh everytime i heard ‘Kansas’. stupid fucking rednecks have too much political power. we evolved, get over it. it’s been proven. and no, dinosaurs never boarded the ark, since ark never fucking existed. if it did, it would probably still be around. you need a pretty huge boat to carry every animal, including the dinosaurs. it’s pathetic that people actually still see the ark story as true. where are the remains of the arc. we do, however, have remains of missing links like australopithecus, archaeopteryx, tiktaalik, and many, many, many many others.
    so, what is the point of debunking evolution when it’s already been proven?

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