happy Holiday season everyone

Published December 1st, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Happy Holidays!

A Holiday message from me:

It’s that time of year again. Many will be celebrating Christmas, some Hanukkah, some Kwanzaa, whatever. Pastafarians will be celebrating our holiday, named “Holiday“. And it’s not a specific date so much as it is the Holiday season, itself.

I hate to go into specifics as to what and how Pastafarians celebrate/worship. The rituals and ceremonies are not important. What is important is that Pastafarians reject dogma and formalism (the emphasis on form over content). So, there are no specific, handed-down-from-above sort of specific rituals or ceremonies. Pastafarianism is more of a state of mind than a set of rules to follow. So enjoy the Holiday season, and celebrate it in a way that is pleasing to you and those around you.

That said, I would like to point out how much Pastafarianism has spread in a remarkably short amount of time. A few years ago, you’d be wished a “Merry Christmas” by everyone. Now, by our schools, businesses, goverment, on tv – everywhere – what do you hear? We’re not offered the Christian greeting “Merry Christmas“, but instead a happy “Holiday” season. Holiday, is of course OUR Pastafarian holiday, and it’s amazing to see how it’s been accepted, embraced even, by so many people.

Consider this: the Washington Post reports that a few people are upset with the White House “Christmas” cards, because they fail to mention Christmas. Instead, and not surprisingly based on President Bush’s presumed closet-Pastafarianism, the 1.4 million recipients of the White House “Christmas” card are wished a happy “Holiday season”. Say what you will about our president, but to send a Pastafarian propaganda message to over a Million people, in defiance of the Christian Evangelists who are supposedly his base – that took a huge set. I was so Touched that I took the time to write Mr. Bush a note. Click to read it, if you want.

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So, that’s all. Have a safe and happy Holiday season. Remember that Flying Spaghetti Monster merchandise is not only fashionable, but also serves as propaganda.



115 Responses to “happy Holiday season everyone”

  1. Jpm says:

    I have a question what holidays do plastafarians celebrate???

  2. jayson says:

    @jpm
    Friday, and just about any other one you want so long as you do not push it on other people. Just play nice is the rule I think

  3. Scott says:

    Wow. Another move of cheer genius Bob. I will celebrate our Holiday season with great fervor. Don’t ever let your clever wit stop pastaman!

  4. That Wenchy Character says:

    You really are so sweet Prophet Bobby, (FSM bless you….again!).
    Have an FSM blessed Holiday
    RAmen

  5. Las penas del Agente Smith » Felices Vacaciones says:

    […] Unas palabras de Bobby Henderson: It’s that time of year again. Many will be celebrating Christmas, some Hanukka, some Kwanzaa, whatever. Pastafarians will be celebrating our holiday, named “Holiday“. And it’s not a specific date so much as it is the Holiday season, itself. […]

  6. ninazski says:

    hey bobby…

    why is “holiday” written in italic??..any spcific reasons??..lol…

  7. The Gooeld says:

    hah awesome. I wonder if you’ll get a card in return?
    gangster.

  8. Wench Nikkiee says:

    I know it is not a terribly difficult thing to do, but do I need to HTML italics when I want to wish someone “Holiday”? Will easy normal text be OK?

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