were you smoking crack

Published November 6th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Dear Spaghetti Monster Church,

Were you smoking crack when u started this club? im not a fucking christan, this realigon just sucks. i will EAT the Sapaghetti Monster, go get a life u stupid nerds, dont u have any women to bang?

Your higher stanced enemy,

-somebody you dont want to mess with



150 Responses to “were you smoking crack”

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  1. Mad John Kidd says:

    Wow, thinly vieled empty threats. What an original idea! Did you think of this all by yourself or did your mommie help you?

    You go right ahead and eat the spaghetti—meatballs, marinara, and all. May He fill you with his noodly goodness that you feel the power of His word.

    I’m sure that your high opinion of women has proven successful, as well.

  2. Jack Squat says:

    umm, maybe you could realize that this is a response to the Kansas school board’s proposal to teach creationism along with evolution. it’s a satire, and a very good one at that. Do you have a need to feel superior, or did you really not realize this?

  3. Jon888 says:

    I don’t think he read the letter…. Which is sad, commenting on a religion you know nothing about, hmmm wait never mind, most people belive in a religion they know nothing about.

  4. Mike Meier says:

    Why do so many of these nasty comments include references to not-so-nice forms of sex?

  5. Eric says:

    Mmmmmmm…crack, nothing like a good pick me up. One really has to wonder what kind of life, and what kind of banging of women, this person has to have enough free time for bitching about how we spend our free time.

  6. psycojester says:

    Ooooh! run and hid the internet hardmen are coming to destroy us!.

    And btw is just me or does taking the time to modify a FSM image and attach it to your post seem like the actions of a nerd to anybody else?

  7. J says:

    ‘Your higher stanced enemy,
    -somebody you dont want to mess with’
    It’s Dubya! Perhaps he’s using the time he used to spend in his weekly meeting with Ted Haggard searching for a new Higher Meaning. Note his concerns about drug abuse and the ‘fucking’ness of Christians – Pastor Ted’s put him off the hairy shepherd good and proper.
    Get evangelising, Pastafarians! We’ll make a Pirateocracy of the USA(P) yet… (And then, with any luck, my Prime Minister will copy, in his customarily independent-minded way.)

  8. One Eyed Jack says:

    “-somebody you dont want to mess with”
    This is something I have experience with. I taught martial arts for many years. Without fail, people that made statements like that were scared little boys inside. So, little boy, what are you scared of?

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