you have completely pissed us off

Published October 23rd, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Please do not take any offensive “hate mail” written by Christians as an example of Christianity. We are not very good Christians; we who use words of hate. You must understand, however, that you have completely pissed us off. This site is just stupid. The concept is stupid. I can give you evidence against evolution if you so desire.

I do sort of agree that ID should not be taught in schools, but neither should evolution. It is wrong that evolution, classified as SCIENTIFIC THEORY, is taught as a fact. Teaching evolution in schools is just as offensive to us as teaching ID in schools is to you. We are all people.

The majority of Christians do not want to press our beliefs upon anybody else. The same cannot be said for scientists, it appears. Plus, while Christians want to bring wayward people to God for the wayward people’s sake, scientists want to study and elaborate on evolution because they think they can discover something wonderful and get rich off of it. So, there is still a difference between the two sides.

I think this whole fight is futile. It is written that God’s children will be hated by all, and I can see that’s the way it’s going. Everybody hates Christians…

-Yet Another Christian

540 Responses to “you have completely pissed us off”

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  1. nikkiee says:

    Your right Mad John. I was just trying separate Evolutionary theory, as a theory, from the observed processes of evolution, which as you say is natural selection. The theory is the guide and natural selection is the process of evolution. By the way Burger, that wasn’t really for your benefit.

  2. Penne says:

    Christians,in their Happy-Go-Lucky way ,liked to call it ‘evil-lution’. Cute,no?

  3. Gnocci Man says:

    wait… according to the christians, we are ALL Gods children, so then according to Y.A.C., it is written that all people will be hated. doesn’t that seem like a kind of bad thing to have on your religion’s resume? We, as Pastafarians. promise to only hate SOME people. maybe even A LOT of people. but not ALL.

  4. frandom says:

    Yes, we are all people, some of us are just better at being assholes than all the rest. I have something to say about christians, and that is, almost every one of your gosples devalues women in general, how can a religion be about equality when for majority of it’s existance it has caused war, bloodshed and prejudice. I like this religion because it is creative and gives motivation to younger people to think outside the square. FSMism inspires the younger generations, whose minds are not yet persuaded to follow blindly, although popular cultures influence is overtaking our lives. It helps us to learn to question theories that have existed for millenia, just because we have done something one way for a long time does not necessarily mean that it is the best way.

  5. Frandom2 says:

    Frandom, don’t be so smug. Eventually, FSFism will branch into opposing sects who will then war, ala Ireland. (Perhaps North and South Dakota!). The, FSMism will surely takes its place in the annals of history!

  6. Frandom3 says:

    RAmen brother!

  7. Qasdf says:

    henderob (the original poster, wayyyy at the top) was apparently elected supreme speaker for all the Christians of planet Earth (including those that speak other languages and do not share his/her beliefs (or so he/she has claimed).

    My question is this.
    Can I be the speaker for all Pastafarians?
    Pick me!

  8. One Eyed Jack says:

    Henderob did not write that that post. Henderob is our enlightened prophet Bobby Henderson (blessed be his name). He runs this website. He’s in pretty tight with the FSM, so be nice if you don’t want to be drinking stale beer for eternity.

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