now i hate spaghetti

Published October 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.

-student of Giauque

160 Responses to “now i hate spaghetti”

  1. J says:

    ‘now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.’
    Ah – I sense a war-strategy coming on.
    We need more plausible creators. Vegetable gods, fruit overseers, dairy deities and messianic meat. Once Student of Giauque is religiously opposed to all food, it’ll be a choice between seeing sense and starvation.
    (Might need an intravenous nutrition drip standing by, just in case.)

  2. Obscurans says:

    Then make another creator: the dripping wet IV!!! Oh wait, we killed that guy with god(sss)

  3. The Pastafarian says:

    FSM is no joke, who the hell do people think they are talking shit about our religion, we although tempted don’t talk shit about their two bit good for nothing “Cults” they pass as religion! I’m proud to support our Church! My birthday is this FRIDAY, which is great, i can think of no better day than our religious holiday to celebrate my birth! May we all be touched by his noodly appendage!

  4. Steven J says:

    @now I hate spagetti.
    That’s so mature of you.
    @This site is not funny.
    Then don’t read it.
    @Not one bit.
    I think I’m gonna cry?
    -student of Giauque

  5. Don Lardini says:

    Hate spaghetti??!!
    Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

  6. Miss Kate says:

    Think about that long and hard. You don’t want to go through your life without spaghetti do you?

  7. Dunc says:

    wow, you hate spaghetti, what an amusing spin off.
    shall we all start a church of everything so there is no food this guy can eat and he starves to death?
    I bagsy starting the church of cheese. cheese goes well with pasta

  8. sigurd says:

    Heh, good idea. But if we start a church of everything, he’ll starve to death all at once. I propose that we do it one food at a time, just to draw it out. We have to start out with unrelated things, though. He’ll make it without cheese if he doesn’t like spaghetti. Personally, I am now founding the Church of Water. Let’s see how long he makes it without that.

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