now i hate spaghetti

Published October 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.

-student of Giauque

160 Responses to “now i hate spaghetti”

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  1. Bri says:

    Spaghetti is delicious, and yes it is.

  2. Cap'n Al Denty says:

    Get bent, Dr Seuss! Spaghetti is funny 24/7. Spaghetti is my waking thought, my lunch, and that which gives me indigestion induced dreams of volcanoes and stripper factories. Get with the program. Why not be a student of ti-oke?

  3. Steve says:

    There is nothing more serious than His Noodly Appendage.


  4. Noodle O' God says:

    Dear student: actually, the FSM is plenty funny. if my religous beliefs pissed you off i’m sorry. christainity is central to who i am. by that i mean its my middle name. no, literally it is. so if your offended THAT YOUR PROBLEM!

  5. One Eyed Jack says:

    This site is not funny. Not one bit.
    You don’t see me laughing, stupid twit.
    I tried your religion and found it lacking.
    My religion is better. It’s got more backing.
    We’ve got more money and we’ve got more souls.
    What have you got? Empty pasta bowls?
    I once liked spaghetti and now I don’t.
    I’m going to heaven. I bet you won’t.
    You’ll burn in hell. I’ll dance on your grave.
    Can you feel the love like Jesus gave?
    My rhyme is now over. I hope you can see,
    My pious ass is superior to thee.
    OK, not my sentiments, but I thought the poor bloke could use some help articulating his thoughts.

  6. ND says:

    Good, that means there’s more spaghetti for me! (Hey, what can I say, I’m Italian. I live on pasta.)

  7. Mike the Viking says:

    Mmmmm. Spaghetti…. Mmmmmmm. Oops, you tricked me! The ONE TRUE GOD is THOR GOD OF THUNDER! I KNOW, because I feel it in my heart. How in the heck can you argue with that logic? Dang.

  8. nubsawce says:

    Yummmm pasta, screw you more pasta for me.

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