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Talk like a pirate day

Published September 19th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

This is important for a number of reasons, but for Pastafarians it provides a convenient source of pirate-behavior data to substantiate the Pirates Vs. Temperature correlation which serves as a keystone of our religion. We expect to see a considerable drop in temperature worldwide on Tuesday the 19th, due to the widespread pirate activity taking place.

I will be collecting quantitative temperature data via the interwebs, but if you have anecdotal (or specious) evidence of unseasonably cold weather, please describe it for us as a comment to this post.

Also, if you’ve done anything amazingly piratey today, please leave a comment about it. We all need to do our part to reverse Global Warming.

You can expect a thorough report of my findings on Wednesday or Thursday.

-bobby



232 Responses to “Talk like a pirate day”

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  1. noodley subject says:

    Avast! Ye have saved me soul. Made a big pot of bolognese to go with our spaghetti to celebrate this high holy day. *feeling redeemed*

    • Keith says:

      Ahoy me shiverin’ matey heave-ho! Welcome aboard!

  2. Rasputin says:

    Yaarrgghhh! We have to wait for a whole year for the next ITLAPD. So why not make EVERY day be ITLAPD?

  3. Alejandro says:

    Do you realize that Ludwig Von Bertalanffy was born on a 19 of september?, I found it a nice coincidence.

  4. zack says:

    i got scurvy

    • Keith says:

      Go and suck some limes or eat sauerkraut.

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