Hey Pirate…

Published August 19th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

The only Pirate you are is a BUTT PIRATE….butt plugging parrots too!

You and your group of sick, misguided, ugly, half-witted, inbred, drugged up, hippie friends really need a good ass beating. When my deployment of catching drug runners ends in South

America, and I return to San Diego, CA, why don’t we meet somewhere? You bring your freaks…um, I mean “friends”, and I’ll bring my friends. We’ll have a nice little discussion…….

However, before we meet I suggest you fill out a last will and testament……..

122 Responses to “Hey Pirate…”

  1. Jacob says:

    We are so damn funny…

  2. Cara says:

    Yes, Jacob, Yes we are.

  3. Werefox Alchemist says:

    Ooh! Oooh! Can our ‘discussion’ include me beating your inbread, sick, misguided, ugly, half-witted, drugged-up, redneck ass from here to Nantuckett with my broadsword? Cause that’d sure be fun.

  4. Conor says:

    Yarr why don’t i give ‘yer no good redneck ass a good ol pirate beating, and then you can walk the plank into davey jones locker.

  5. Alex (a work in progress) says:

    Wow, I’m really happy for this guy: he finally learned how to read and write! Yaaayy!!! Maybe we can throw a party and he can invite his fellow second-graders…

  6. Dustyn Kovacs says:

    I love how we Pirates think on a much more tolerant and intelligent level than these extremists. They try so hard to say we’re going to burn in hell, or we’re a pox on this planet, yet they only prove that they’re severly under-educated and hopeless. May the FSM have mercy on them.


  7. Mortimer says:

    “However, before we meet I suggest you fill out a last will and testament……..”

    In a very interesting book I read years ago there was… “You shall not murder” Too bad that those who intend to defend it are ready to break this simple rule…

  8. Wench Nikkiee says:

    “sick, misguided, ugly, half-witted, inbred, drugged up, hippie friends”
    How long do you think it took this poster to think up all those adjectives and then put them in a sentence? One….two….generations?
    No evidence of evolution there!

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