Who made that darn matter?

Published November 15th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

Who made that darn matter? Yah know the one out in space, millions of years ago and slowly over millions of years became molecules, atoms, millions of planets and stars and live on earth?

21 Responses to “Who made that darn matter?”

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  1. Just Nick says:

    The Flying spaghetti monster made the matter.
    We’ve totally covered this.

  2. Just Guess says:

    Okay, let me see if I’ve got the timeline right

    time became molecules -> molecules formed atoms -> atoms became planets -> stars were born -> planets & stars came to live on Earth

  3. nikkiee says:

    @Just Nick
    “The Flying spaghetti monster made the matter.”

    I heard, (may just be a rumour), His Noodliness was carrying it around whilst wandering around planning the beer volcano, got a bit loose and dropped it, sending it everywhere?

  4. TRIX says:

    Yah, He dropped it alright. Hit us like an explosion, called, oh yeah, THE BIG BANG.
    This fool thinks it millions. Ho’ it was BILLIONS of years ago.
    Where’s the ‘Idiot-Raid’?

  5. nikkiee says:

    Who made that darn matter?……..became molecules…….
    Electronegativity of elements and gravity?

  6. nikkiee says:

    FSM is very good at these physical forces. A master in fact.

  7. 200hz says:

    ?Quantum effects?->Big Bang->energy->subatomic particles->atoms->molecules
    You know the rest

  8. You are all retarded says:

    You are all the most retarded bunch of people I’ve of people I have ever seen. You worship a giant wad of meat wrapped in wheat.

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