Dear Bobby, With all due

Published August 4th, 2005 by Bobby Henderson

Dear Bobby,

With all due respect, FSM is nothing more than God disguised as a pasta dinner. The issue here is not the Creator, but the Designer of the complex functions that defy the probability of mindless evolution. While God (aka FSM), is a pretty good candidate, I’d like to nominate my late Great Uncle Morris, may he rest in peace. He was quite a remarkable man who invented and designed many useful household objects for my late Great Aunt Becky. He even submitted a patent application for a multifunctional foot operated salad spinner that with attachments could be used to peel apples or potatoes and even artistically carve radishes. Furthermore, his supernatural talents weren’t limited to design. I personally saw him on four separate occasions shuffle a deck of cards so that all four aces appeared on top. Now what’s the probability of that!

I know it’s not likely that Great Uncle Morris is responsible for all intelligent design, but who says there has to be just one designer? Think about clothes for example.

Mike Spitulnik

7 Responses to “Dear Bobby, With all due”

  1. Lamna says:

    Great more i expect you will be lectureing us about the mammalian eye or fallgelm next, which by the way evolved.

  2. Enlightened. says:

    I would have no problem teaching Uncle Morrism as part of a curriculum on Intelligent Design.
    As an elective.
    In philosophy.
    Not science.

  3. Enlightened. says:

    And Lamna, you must be reeeeeeeeally bored to dredge up all these old posts…

  4. J says:

    I like the sound of Uncle Morris. In the War of the Gods, he certainly has the weight of evidence on his side.
    When you start teaching Uncle Morrisism, Enlightened, give me a call.

  5. Lord of the Pirate Fish says:

    did this guy once think that “GOD” might be the FSM? probably not.

    • mike s says:

      if a =b, then b=a.

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