Comments on: Flying Spaghetti Monster - The Game http://www.venganza.org Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:12:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Kelcie Wampler http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-716131 Kelcie Wampler Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:32:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-716131 The Noodly Lord is good to us this time of yaar. He fills aar bowls with the holy Ramen soup, until they doth overflowith... He is kind to those students of pirateology who dwell in the dark recesses of the unspeakable dorms. He guides us with His Noodly Appendages, keeping us happy and aarrghreeable. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! And keep Him in your hearts on these cold winter days! RAmen. -the New Year's Prayer (Made up by me) Pirate Kelcie the Short Hair'd The Noodly Lord is good to us this time of yaar. He fills aar bowls with the holy Ramen soup, until they doth overflowith… He is kind to those students of pirateology who dwell in the dark recesses of the unspeakable dorms. He guides us with His Noodly Appendages, keeping us happy and aarrghreeable. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! And keep Him in your hearts on these cold winter days! RAmen.
-the New Year’s Prayer
(Made up by me)

Pirate Kelcie the Short Hair’d

]]> By: FSM Believer http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-713423 FSM Believer Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:04:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-713423 We do not hesitate to eat our Pasta. For the Flying Spaghetti Monster bids us to enjoy our Pasta and to have a hearty meal. To eat Pasta is to take the Flying Spaghetti Monster into your very soul, and be touched by his Noodly Appendage! Argh! RAmen! We do not hesitate to eat our Pasta. For the Flying Spaghetti Monster bids us to enjoy our Pasta and to have a hearty meal. To eat Pasta is to take the Flying Spaghetti Monster into your very soul, and be touched by his Noodly Appendage! Argh!

RAmen!

]]> By: YourOwn http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-713293 YourOwn Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:39:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-713293 I came across this religion on my friend's MySpace, and I must say, this makes far more sense than any form of Christianity has for me thus far. To be honest, I feel like this religion is good, if not entirely based on a chance to prove ones self to the haterss [:. Although I feel your openness to worship as you please inspires me, you seem just as judgmental about Christians than they are of you. But you all seem very happy with life [&& Heaven with Strippers and a beer fountain sounds very heavenly to me]. So keep worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster! && More power to youu! I came across this religion on my friend’s MySpace, and I must say, this makes far more sense than any form of Christianity has for me thus far. To be honest, I feel like this religion is good, if not entirely based on a chance to prove ones self to the haterss [:. Although I feel your openness to worship as you please inspires me, you seem just as judgmental about Christians than they are of you. But you all seem very happy with life [&& Heaven with Strippers and a beer fountain sounds very heavenly to me]. So keep worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster! && More power to youu!

]]> By: Horhae http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-713161 Horhae Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:28:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-713161 Happy New Year to all fellow 'Farians.. May the Noodles of the GSM fall gently upon you and the forthcomming year fill you all with Noodly Bliss. Happy New Year to all fellow ‘Farians..
May the Noodles of the GSM fall gently upon you
and the forthcomming year fill you all with Noodly Bliss.

]]> By: Aaron http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-713014 Aaron Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:34:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-713014 honestly the only thing that brings me back and seems out of place that needs explaining to me is the correlation with pirates conversely christianity is completely ridiculous when you step back and thing about it as if someone was telling it to you for the first time i mean christianity is the belief that some cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove and evil force present in humanity because a woman who was a rib from another persons body was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple from a magical tree honestly flying spaghetti monster is to logical to let all that nonsense go on be touched by his noodly appendage honestly the only thing that brings me back and seems out of place that needs explaining to me is the correlation with pirates

conversely christianity is completely ridiculous when you step back and thing about it as if someone was telling it to you for the first time

i mean christianity is the belief that some cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove and evil force present in humanity because a woman who was a rib from another persons body was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple from a magical tree

honestly flying spaghetti monster is to logical to let all that nonsense go on

be touched by his noodly appendage

]]> By: misguided youngster http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-712928 misguided youngster Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:23:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-712928 sweet!!! sweet!!!

]]> By: misguided youngster http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-712927 misguided youngster Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:22:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-712927 wow this is how you worship... sweeet!!! youve all most conviced me. wow this is how you worship… sweeet!!! youve all most conviced me.

]]> By: The Rabid Stapler http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-706884 The Rabid Stapler Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:56:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-706884 My score: 7750, with 23 Pastfarians. My score: 7750, with 23 Pastfarians.

]]> By: ESB http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-706383 ESB Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:25:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-706383 Dude Whos Bashing These Guys???? There Not Like HardCore Satanic or anything. It was just a fun college project. Dude Whos Bashing These Guys???? There Not Like HardCore Satanic or anything. It was just a fun college project.

]]> By: The Rabid Stapler http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-704521 The Rabid Stapler Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:44:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-704521 @ Jack Frost: There are so many things that can be said about you right now, but this sums it up best: shut the f*ck up, a**hole do*chebag. @ Jack Frost: There are so many things that can be said about you right now, but this sums it up best: shut the f*ck up, a**hole do*chebag.

]]> By: virginia http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-704248 virginia Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:51:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-704248 ciaoooo vorrei diventare pastafarian come devo fare???? ciaoooo vorrei diventare pastafarian come devo fare????

]]> By: Pug Freek http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-703825 Pug Freek Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:45:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-703825 Wow! A pasta religion... Wow! A pasta religion…

]]> By: clint http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-703339 clint Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:20:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-703339 best game ever best game ever

]]> By: Jack Frost http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-703283 Jack Frost Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:33:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-703283 oh and by the way "don’t you seriously have anything better to do with your life than to hate on people on the internet?" is retarded becuase you are hating on us haters, you faggot bitch. oh and by the way “don’t you seriously have anything better to do with your life than to hate on people on the internet?” is retarded becuase you are hating on us haters, you faggot bitch.

]]> By: Jack Frost http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-703281 Jack Frost Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:31:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-703281 Ok, so that Christian who said we are all crazy, can go FUCK HIMSELF. Ok, so that Christian who said we are all crazy, can go FUCK HIMSELF.

]]> By: Dancingdog http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-701730 Dancingdog Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:06:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-701730 For the FSM so loves the world that he gives himself to us so that whosoever eateth of him shall not perish but have a wonderfull dinner and whosoever believeth in him shall have beer volcanos and strippers fo ever and ever Ramen....Thank you Pirates, for bringing me to the Truth, Love, and Salvation, having been touched by His noodley appendages! AAARGH For the FSM so loves the world that he gives himself to us so that whosoever eateth of him shall not perish but have a wonderfull dinner and whosoever believeth in him shall have beer volcanos and strippers fo ever and ever Ramen….Thank you Pirates, for bringing me to the Truth, Love, and Salvation, having been touched by His noodley appendages! AAARGH

]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-701513 Wench Nikkiee Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:38:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-701513 @#486 ~a PO'd Christian "But seriously I’ve never heard of anyone worshipping a giant pasta before and it is a bit odd." Well maybe just an itsy bitsy teeny weeny bit ;) @#486 ~a PO’d Christian
“But seriously I’ve never heard of anyone worshipping a giant pasta before and it is a bit odd.”

Well maybe just an itsy bitsy teeny weeny bit ;)

]]> By: Trude Debenture http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-701326 Trude Debenture Sat, 13 Dec 2008 07:35:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-701326 In Australia we have SLIGHTLY less Nutcase fundamentalist Christian groups. "The Festival of Light", headed by the the truly repulsive and egomaniacal Fred Nile is a prime example. (Sadly, he is also a member of the Christian Democratic Party and is a member of the upper chamber of NSW parliament) Google Hillsong at your pleasure. This group is marvellous! They have taken the McDonalds approach to religion, and little Hillsong franchises are sprouting up all over the world. Ruth Pollard (I think) wrote an excellent report on this group ealier this tear in the Sydney Morning Herald. Forget Wine and Bread, at Hillsong, you're asked "would you like fries with your tax deductable donation?" In Australia we have SLIGHTLY less Nutcase fundamentalist Christian groups. “The Festival of Light”, headed by the the truly repulsive and egomaniacal Fred Nile is a prime example. (Sadly, he is also a member of the Christian Democratic Party and is a member of the upper chamber of NSW parliament)

Google Hillsong at your pleasure. This group is marvellous! They have taken the McDonalds approach to religion, and little Hillsong franchises are sprouting up all over the world. Ruth Pollard (I think) wrote an excellent report on this group ealier this tear in the Sydney Morning Herald. Forget Wine and Bread, at Hillsong, you’re asked “would you like fries with your tax deductable donation?”

]]> By: ~a PO'd Christian -.- http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-700152 ~a PO'd Christian -.- Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:36:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-700152 -.- Wow I'm disgusted by people in my own religon. Our doctrine states that anyone who acts to the best of their conscience and tries to live a good life can go to heaven. (well if your catholic anyway) I'll admit that this religion is slightly...erm...weird. (no offense) But everyone has the right to beleive what they want. Not all Christians are morons people. It's just that many people are Christians, and there are many people that are idiots, therefore many Christians are idiots. (NOT ALL) It's as simple as that. And a message to all those posting hate mail here...don't you seriously have anything better to do with your life than to hate on people on the internet? With millions of poor and dying out there all you can think to do is insult another religion. Get a life morons! I'll be praying tonight for all involved so they can live a happy earthly and eternal life. O.O But seriously I've never heard of anyone worshipping a giant pasta before and it is a bit odd. ~A Christian who randomly happened apon this site and was po'd by all the haters -.- Wow I’m disgusted by people in my own religon. Our doctrine states that anyone who acts to the best of their conscience and tries to live a good life can go to heaven. (well if your catholic anyway) I’ll admit that this religion is slightly…erm…weird. (no offense) But everyone has the right to beleive what they want. Not all Christians are morons people. It’s just that many people are Christians, and there are many people that are idiots, therefore many Christians are idiots. (NOT ALL) It’s as simple as that. And a message to all those posting hate mail here…don’t you seriously have anything better to do with your life than to hate on people on the internet? With millions of poor and dying out there all you can think to do is insult another religion. Get a life morons! I’ll be praying tonight for all involved so they can live a happy earthly and eternal life. O.O But seriously I’ve never heard of anyone worshipping a giant pasta before and it is a bit odd.

~A Christian who randomly happened apon this site and was po’d by all the haters

]]> By: Why Not? http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-699495 Why Not? Thu, 11 Dec 2008 05:13:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-game/#comment-699495 To coolcwer: Sounds like a good idea mate, post the results, or a link. To coolcwer:
Sounds like a good idea mate, post the results, or a link.

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