449 Responses to “Flying Spaghetti Monster - The Game”

1. 121 - November 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am - GINGER COHESION FAN NO.1 Says:
   
   

   i have a load of m8s, n we all belive in this sacred religion!!! long live th FSM!!! YEEAAAA

2. 122 - November 24th, 2006 at 3:41 pm - SicPanda Says:
   
   

   Yea this is awesome. The game is great, love the music. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

3. 123 - November 25th, 2006 at 12:31 am - tha beast from tha east Says:
   
   

   @ hayden

   prove it

4. 124 - November 25th, 2006 at 8:16 am - FSM Says:
   
   

   Come to Me my faithfull pastafarians!

5. 125 - November 25th, 2006 at 8:17 am - FSM Says:
   
   

   Anything I should add to the heaven?

6. 126 - November 29th, 2006 at 4:25 pm - Marco Says:
   
   

   So it has been proven, the FSM itself wrote to us.
   No need for faith anymore, it’s time to trust. Do we need anything more than our creator himself speaking to us?

   May his noodly appendage touch everyone worth being touched.
   RAmen!

   Oh, i forgot to add something:
   ;)

7. 127 - December 1st, 2006 at 1:40 pm - Gnocci Man Says:
   
   

   @FSM
   maybe a laser tag section? put a true pastafarian in a maze with a bunch of fundies, then give him a super-powered industrial laser?
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   just kidding, of course. I’m not -quite- that violent. still, it would be tempting… … …
   RAmen

8. 128 - December 6th, 2006 at 4:52 pm - what a boring lecture Says:
   
   

   the instructor of a community college here in glendale california condones this page and we had to study it.

9. 129 - December 8th, 2006 at 10:10 am - FSM Says:
   
   

   I will take that laser tag idea up…

10. 130 - December 8th, 2006 at 4:15 pm - DJ Freak Says:
    
    

    well it is a fun game, but pirates are morons, as are ALL pastafarians

11. 131 - December 8th, 2006 at 4:28 pm - FSM Says:
    
    

    I AM the FSM, unless you are pirates you are not welcome in my perfect heaven, and i command al of you to stop eating pasta, I AM here to show all of you im very real, and want all of you to be able to enjoy the Beer Volcano and stripper factory, i also want all of you to have fun, and many wives and kids, but it seems your silly mortal government means more to you than that which i will of you, i also want all of you to create a perfect a language only to be spoken by you my followers you shall be blessed and your lives touch by my noodly appendage

    RAmen

12. 132 - December 8th, 2006 at 4:36 pm - Satan Says:
    
    

    come to me my children, FSM is just my alias, you know you wanna join me

13. 133 - December 9th, 2006 at 9:34 am - Nausicaa Says:
    
    

    We had a kitty we named satan once. He was the sweetest kitty around. We figured if there really is a god and a devil, then people must be confused about who does what, because ever since the beginning of all of this ‘god’ worship stuff the earth has been pretty screwed over.

    I do have one issue to take up with you mr, FSM. Your heaven seems a bit biased. I have nothing agains beer and strippers, but perhaps, for the women and those who aren’t fans of alcohol (I really just don’t like the way it tastes!) you could add chocolate/ice cream and some male strippers too.

    Male pirate strippers that is…

14. 134 - December 9th, 2006 at 1:22 pm - Stephalicious Says:
    
    

    I can not convert anyone- is that the real point of the game? I agree with Nausicaa- male pirate strippers need to be in heaven. Otherwise, what are we suppose, that when females go to heaven they enter the factory and become strippers? And we’d better get more than 72 of them, just to show those Muslims who is getting the most ‘booty’ in heaven. AAAARGH!!!

15. 135 - December 11th, 2006 at 11:01 am - james Says:
    
    

    your religion is bull shit there is no such thing you worth less peices of shit!!

16. 136 - December 11th, 2006 at 11:02 am - james Says:
    
    

    your religion is bull shit there is no such thing you worth less peices of shit!! so go fuck your self.

17. 137 - December 11th, 2006 at 11:20 am - Beastly Rich Says:
    
    

    Dear James,
    Thank you for your barely coherent swearing and (kind of) double posting, I would like to remind you that the Flying Spaghetti monster is as valid and potentially more reasonable than any god you have ever heard of. In light of this I would like to inform you that your religion is bull-shit and that there is no such thing you worthless pieces of shit, so go fuck yourself.
    Thank you, Goodbye!
    .
    Beastly Rich

18. 138 - December 11th, 2006 at 11:30 am - Farseer Says:
    
    

    James,
    If you can form a coherent argument (or at least a sentence), send it via email. If you go to the “About” section at the top of this page, you will find the email address. You seem like the kind of person who wants to be immortalized in the hate mail (and concerned criticism) section.
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    But I’m guessing you don’t have the (meat)balls.
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    RAmen.

19. 139 - December 11th, 2006 at 11:30 am - jesus christ Says:
    
    

    @james
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    i don’t think you realize this is a satire site. are you the same james from the FSM Money Stamp Post. don’t need to sound so pissed off.

20. 140 - December 11th, 2006 at 12:03 pm - One Eyed Jack Says:
    
    

    James,
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    You should really pick just one name and stick with it. You seriously need to check your language. Nobody is swayed and you only manage to show your lack of maturity.
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    On the other hand, a hearty pirate curse would be great. Let me translate your post. It should read, “Yer religion be nothing but bilge water, ya scurvy dog!! Go kiss a squid ya bloody whelp of a diseased whore!”
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    OEJ

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