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Where is this socalled “church” I WANNA GO!!!!!!
You are at it :P
Feel free to start a chapter near where you live though….
Peace out, RAmen
I want to go to your Heaven. Just tell me where you want me to mass murder loads of innocent people with my suicide bomb.
haha. id just love to say that a 12 year old christan, i love the idea of the flying spaghetti monster. I believe in evolution and am totally for everything you have done.
Pastafarianism is the smartest idea ever to persuade Intelligent design to be tossed. How anyone can say that pastafarianism is BS is totally absurd. How are the ideas of the church of the FSM and different than those of any other religion?
hooray you.
There is a game? Henderob you truely are multi-dimensional.
Yours in pasta
RAmen
“and er what holidays are there and when.”
* International Talk like a Pirate Day - September 19th, self explanatory.
* Pastover - Easter/Passover time. Just eat loads of pasta.
* Ramendan - Ramadan time. Eat only ramen noodles a few days out of the month
* Halloween - October 31st. The pirate regalia fills us with happiness
* Friday - Another day of rest, you know like Sunday is supposed to be, but Friday is observed as a holy day, and yes try to find some sun.
* Holiday - Stretches from most of December and January. Encompasses any other commercialized religion. And yes we do appreciate the phrase changed from “Merry Christmas” to “Happy Holidays”.
For more detail, you should get the Gospel. Best book. Ever. I promise. (EVER).
RAmen.
P.S. Do you want to be a Pastafarian? Because you are if you want to. I mean sure it helps to go through the ritual of throwing a noodle against the ceiling and then placing one end of it in your mouth and then suck it in to make a large slurping sound. But then again you’ve probably done something like that (not necessarily the throwing the noodle against the ceiling, but it’s unimportant so your good).
Haha! This site is totally awesome.
this is the best game! one cuz its addictive, secondly cuz the great flying spaghetti monster is in it, but i would like to see more people i wasnt settled for 25 :( but either way its still great
Well, I am what I eat, so I guess that makes me a pastafarian.
This has to be the worse so called “church” yet. This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping” there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously…or is that another one of your spaghetti mosters “traits.” Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly” shit in its [there] place?!?! My god…and if that sorry excuse for a god really is you “supreme being,” I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being” last night after I went to Fazolli’s…..
Dont dare you deny the Flying Spagehetti Monster! All you can do is sit in awe at his supreme noodlyness. END
@ I feel sorry for you….
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Actually, we’re ripping the guts out of the entire ‘real set of religions’.
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If you want to stop us, you’re going to have to do better than that.
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Or you could join us. We’d welcome you. And the only thing you really have to believe in is life, as it can be observed. All you have to respect and have faith in is people and other creatures.
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Reckon you’re up to it? Or is it back to ‘god’? (Do ask him to drop me a line when he’s got a minute. He’s been ignoring my calls for years.)
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PS About that nice detail regarding your shitting out spaghetti. You want to get that looked at. Your digestiive system has stopped working. (Unless, like your religion, you’re all surface and no guts.)
@ Branded Cow,
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You *eat* Pastafarians?!?
Can we get the gospel in Western Canada?
I so wish to help my brothers and sisters find the Strainer of Goodness.
MAN U GOTTA LURVE THAT HEAVEN. Im soooo converted
If “I Feel Sorry” is “shitting out spaghetti”, he/she may want to see the vet & get checked for tapeworms - something similar happened to my cat once.
well i have converted can i worship by eating pasta so it can be close to my heart?
“real set of religions”
Perhaps you should explain exactly what a “real” religion is? Is that like the “real” meat they use in the hamburgers at Macdonalds? I’m confused. I thought all religion was unreal by nature.
I luv ur game! I love converting those non-believing whore into pastafarians! We’re writing an article about your noodly appendage for a school newpaper!!! contact us!! myspace malcolm
-RAman!
You know, if someone did actually open a branch church, perhaps in a small, fairly well educated college town, maybe just a little west of Sacramento (Sacred Tomato - an FSM place name if there ever was one), a town that is a little too full of itself at times and could use a laugh… I’d be there!

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