504 Responses to “Flying Spaghetti Monster - The Game”

1. 461 - October 20th, 2008 at - cjames Says:
   
   

   for those confused by how the game works, you have to fly fsm up and down on the screen in order to touch people who are closer/further away. try being as high up as possible, it works the best.

   RAmen,
   Chantal

2. 462 - October 20th, 2008 at - ducrab Says:
   
   

   Keep up the good work! I just bought two FSM ornaments for my car!

   I think FSM can be summed up by this one quote:

   “Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church.”

   Or, better:

   “Don’t teach intelligent design in my school and I won’t teach evolution in your church.”

   –Steve (Richmond, VA)

3. 463 - October 25th, 2008 at - Jenna Says:
   
   

   Yuus!! finally a good religion that is actually fun to practice. You gotz a new Pastafarian comin’ your way!!!

4. 464 - November 2nd, 2008 at - SiSkiYoUFiRE Says:
   
   

   hey its pretty fun!

5. 465 - November 2nd, 2008 at - Christian Says:
   
   

   Woe to those who call evil good! Please stop this, i beg of you! This joke has spiraled out of control. God surely wont tolerate this forever. So i BEG you, Please take down this site. Even an idiot can tell your doing this out of spite! May the Lord Jesus rule over Gods people forever AMEN!!!

6. 466 - November 4th, 2008 at - Pastinator Says:
   
   

   Poor Christian, you’ve got it all wrong.

   1. Ok, “Woe to those who call evil good”, I agree with that one, so I guess you haven’t got it ALL wrong. However, since it is a strong statement it can not be applied to only one situation so be careful your interpretation.

   2. If it is a joke that God would not ‘tolerate’ I do not think he would have let it go on so long. Omniscient beings transcend time and space (that’s the point of being omniscient after all) so your term “forever” is rather redundant.

   3. We do not require you to beg, only to bribe and grovel.

   4. Spite? Maybe, but ‘glee’ would have been a better word. I will give you that often the two go hand-in-hand however.

   5. “May the Lord Jesus rule over Gods people forever AMEN!!!” makes very little sense. Throw in a few of those funny marks (you know, apostrophes and commas), lighten up on the exclamation marks, maybe go back and capitalize your possessives and we can talk again.

   On an off topic, have you read the Book of Solomon recently?

7. 467 - November 4th, 2008 at - Christian Says:
   
   

   God is waiting until the end of days to punish people like you. He’s giving you a chance to repent, i suggest you take it.

   Also, I have read the entire bible, and there isn’t a Book of Soloman. And its terrible for you to say there’s a book of (insert bible character here) just to test if said christian knows every book by heart. May the Lord Jesus rule over God’s people forever Amen.

8. 468 - November 5th, 2008 at - Pastinator Says:
   
   

   Because we like this numbers thing…

   1. I’m a masochist, I can’t wait for the punishment (poke, prod, sizzle?)

   2. Actually, “He” has just let me have a little fun with an over-zealous fan who thinks they can speak for him. One person’s remarks on a site that was built for fun can’t possibly be considered ‘a chance to repent’.

   3. I never once mentioned that the Book of Solomon was in the bible, nor was I testing you. If you actually read what I said, it was an off-topic remark. I do not expect any single Christian to know even one book by heart (again, read the question, it does not ask if you have memorized the Book of Solomon). So, to aptly quote, it is ‘terrible’ of you to put words in peoples’ mouths.

   You will probably respond to this as well (make sure you actually read it this time) and that’s fine. I don’t plan to grace this conversation again (although I’ll probably come back to read your response just because it would be rude of me not to after provoking one from you) so I’ll leave it at this: This is ’satire’, a joke, something fun (you know, like movies or books before the big burnings?). I came specifically to this very page to play the FSM game (games are fun!) and I came back to show my friend (games with friends are more fun!).

   Your plans to ‘help’ convert people (sorry, SAVE them, my bad) are all fine and dandy but you may want to try a different approach. Criticizing, placing assumptions and threatening are not very good ways to show people you believe anything at all in the Bible. Do you seriously think God wants you to behave in this holier-than-thou way?

   P.S. I am also a Christian. (ooo, response fodder! Now go, have fun bashing me!) I love you :)

9. 469 - November 6th, 2008 at - Cheesecake Says:
   
   

   We think this site has really good potential and it shouldn’t be regarded as irrespectful people can set up there own religion if they want to.

10. 470 - November 6th, 2008 at - Von Starch Says:
    
    

    Our fellow Pastafarian may have used his terminology incorrectly, Christian…but any good-hearted follower who has ‘read the entire Bible’ would understand that he was in reference to the book of Song of Solomon, which is in the Bible, between Ecclesiastes and Isaiah…I’d paste the entire thing here, but I’m sure you can find it, after all, you ‘have read the entire Bible’…

11. 471 - November 12th, 2008 at - Flynn Says:
    
    

    All I can say, is that as a prior Catholic (which according to most christians, is not a form of christianity. . .) that just looking in history, and how certain groups arrose, gives a good insight into how that group often functions today. Take Catholic for example, rather than force the set religion on the people that it came accross, it simply adopted their practices, called them by different names and went on with life. Protestants, on the other hand, were formed out of the Protestant Reformation, a violent period in European history, where protestants would go into churches, destroy art and other property, say they did it in the the name of G-D and then kill a person if they dissagreed with that statement. . .sound familiar? Only now, modern protestants don’t like to dirty themselves with actual killings, so they losely put a logic that defends their possition and then defend it in such a fashion, that no one cares, or if they do, only turns out to be a yelling, “I’m right, your wrong, because my interpertation of the words is better than yours” or even so far as to say, “…there is no other way to interperet the Bible, G-D has already told us what it means through Jesus. . .” Sorry, I tend to get alittle heated about this sort of Cockamamy fights that always, or rather never get anywere. Party A beleives in Values A, Party B beleives in Values B, and they are both attempting to convince eachother that thier Value is the “right” one. . .

12. 472 - November 13th, 2008 at - Amanda Says:
    
    

    wow, are you guys kidding me. your psychotic.

13. 473 - November 13th, 2008 at - Christian Says:
    
    

    Catholics are Christians. So are methodists,baptists,jahs wittnesses,eastern orthodox etc etc. Catholics didn’t change names, they did teach others the religion. I think that we Christians just need to stop fighting each other over stuff like infant baptism (since when does age matter? 2 or 200 its all the same to God) or icons (its not like your putting food in front of the statues)or confession (if I confess my sins to God in private or the priest at the church God hears it either way). We need to apologize for the past,(witch hunts,inquistion,crusades,”strange”priests etc.) and get back to loving everyone and loving God and teaching by example. Jesus is God,God is Great. This is Christianity and this is Truth. We need to reunite, For God’s sake. Amen.

14. 474 - November 14th, 2008 at - Dan Says:
    
    

    I started as an ID follower, but converted to atheism when I used that thing called logic (I was twelve, so if your 40 and you believe in Jesus, otherwise known as “god on a stick” you must be out of your mind.) and realized god wasn’t real.
    But, Her noodleness brought me back to the light! and now my life is devoted to the FSM

    by the way, every Christian on Earth has to be able to read: www.godisimaginary.com

    before claiming that atheists are the stupid ones. If you don’t read it, your narrow minded, and refuse to see evidence against you. If you read it, and still believe in god, you are obviously just refusing to accept the evidence.

    Also, the people who wrote about Jesus plagiarized from the Egyptians. They invented that story first, with Horus

    http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5.htm

15. 475 - November 14th, 2008 at - HolyFSMbeliever Says:
    
    

    does it really matter? it’s His Noodliness that matters

16. 476 - November 15th, 2008 at - Bella Says:
    
    

    YES! I love this religion! YAY!
    My whole family converted from atheism to FSMism recently, and I LOVE IT! Look, all you Christians who keep going onto this website and telling us we’re crazy cause we believe that the flying spaghetti monster created us need to take a good, long look in the mirror. YOU BELIEVE A GHOST CREATED YOU. Ever heard of the word hypocrite? YOU ARE THAT! Don’t know what that means? LOOK IT UP. I respect what YOU believe, so why can’t YOU respect what I believe! I know this message is horribly rude, and i apologize, but will you people do as I requested earlier and look in the mirror? I’m 12 and I have a higher IQ than you! My friend converted to FSMism recently, and now every time he sees her, he screams his head off! This isn’t a happy exchange for either of them! So look in a mirror, see that I’m right, AND SHUT THE HECK UP! At least we know spaghetti exists!

17. 477 - November 15th, 2008 at - Bella Says:
    
    

    He being her father.

18. 478 - November 19th, 2008 at - A wandering fox Says:
    
    

    My goodness. What a lovely take on organized religion. I admire your abilities for satire and shaking the foundations just a bit.

    Your marketing expertise is also commendable, well done!

    All the best to all who read!

19. 479 - November 23rd, 2008 at - I Says:
    
    

    I agree with Bella coz we do know that spaghetti exists & we don’t go on thier phoney-balony sites telling them that God isn’t real! I’m 11 and my big brother told me about this fun-to-do religion! xXx GO FSMers xXx

20. 480 - December 1st, 2008 at - Anonymous Smartass Says:
    
    

    Hey. Here’s to all you Christians who keep bashing this fabulous joke (not religion, it’s a joke, people don’t seem to get that), listen to yourself. your religion tells us to weekly participate in cannibalism, eating the flesh and drinking the blood of the son of god. however, logically, the son of god cannot exist…

    Christianity tells us that God is male.

    Therefore, god has a penis.

    Christianity tells us that God is perfect.

    This reaffirms that he has a penis.

    Christianity tells us that God is unique.

    This tells us that God cannot use his penis for either reproduction or sexual release.

    Therefore, God cannot have impregnated the ‘Virgin’ Mary.

    Here’s something else.

    Since God impregnated Mary without consent, without telling her, and without any other type of permission, he is therefore a rapist.

    So.

    Let’s go over this. You worship a rapist and his illegitimate son, who cannot exist according to your religion, and one of your rituals is eating his flesh and drinking his blood, which seems to actually be a mixture of sugar, fermented grapes, and other ingredients.

    That sounds just as fucking impossible as a flying spaghetti monster.

    Get over yourselves, stupid people.

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