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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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worship him
Best game ever!
As I played the game… it seemed kinda familiar…
Seems that is how I was converted to the Church of FSM…
Yup… just strollin along one day, and Arrrr, I was
touched by His Noodley Appendage.
Well I’ve been having some troubles making the game work, but that’s probably due to this broken-down relic of a computer I’m stuck with at work. Oh great FSM, take me up to heaven now so that I may partake of the glorious beer-vomiting volcanoes and girating strippers and stop wasting my time on far more base Earthly pursuits like cheesy flash games and arguing with meathead relgious-types on obscure message board threads. Seriously though…to each and every one of the people that have posted some negative, bashing, hateful or just plain ignorant statement in this thread: This is a battle of wits to which you’ve obviously arrived completely unarmed. Go wash your collective faces in the toilet. That being said, you warrant no further comment, discussion or even mere thought on my part, for when the end of days comes to pass, I will be fornicating with strippers under a shower of barley, malt & hops and floating in a tomato-sauce jacuzzi and you…..well, you’ll still be stupid, but dead too :)
what’s this “tyfsm” that a new comer is talking about??? oh btw if i don’t want to be pelted by stripping men when i die and go to the volcano of beer is there an alternative? like giant mountain of chocolate??? or an endless supply of manga/anime cause that would make me believe :P
You know what, this is by far the best religion I’ve come across. So what if it was made to go against something, all religions are made up, aren’t they? All I can say is this; I, Laynie, a former atheist, is now going to worship his noodley-ness. I suppose, if I’m going to follow a religion, why not something weird as me?
RAmen
I so want that music for downloading! That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard! No other religion has a game like this!
Why do they all run away? Don’t they WANT to be in heaven and enjoy the strippers and beer volcanoes? Those must be some weird Puritan people if they don’t want to enjoy themselves after they die.
“I wonder if christians have this much fun when they try to convert people? (I doubt it, though, as THEY don’t get to try and zap people with strands of spagetti)”
You do realize that the Christian church isn’t the only problem here?
i juss really like the game and the pic of the pasta monster with the santa hat and that guy with the antlers hahahaha
Can i have a free tee shirt ?? ……………pretty please …………ill give you my friend…S____!!!:D
I have been converted
FSMism is my calling.I love those of this religion..The game has stumpled me, but I was never really a gamer…I hope this doesnt deter me from getting higher to the Flying Spagehetti Monster..because I love him..He is the one..the calling…the reason of my being… I have to agree with King of Lytton..The FSM looks so damn hot with that santa hat…&& who is that man..next to the FSM???? I AM SO JEALOUS!
I hope to hear from you soon!
Love Destiny=
I was just wondering if your gonna give me a tee shirt for x-mas ……ias there really a Santa? if soooo can you tell him to give me a tee-shirt!!!
no no no no can i have a iPod &&&&& Miss Destiny would too
I recently praised the FSM by a cooking a letter noodle soup when I became aware of these relevations, forming on the surface of the soup!
“Only those who understand the meaning of “al dente” are ready to devour the true spirit of the noodly one.” - Olivio 2:2, first book of receips
“A proper tomato sauce takes fairly an hour, but it doesn’t get any better if cooked for longer” - Oregano, 1:25 second book of receips
“Those who think beer goes along well enough with the noodly dish have never tried a glass of red whine” Alberto 2:3, the second last supper.
“Those who have no faith in me, should stay with their pizzas and burgers and become fat and ugly until their own dogs look away in disgust” The holy noodle 4:5
AMAZING, isn’t it?
lol that was awsome love zaping normal ppl into pirates.
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what bout liquor geysers?
And the Noodley Appendage saved the souls of twenty men, women and children. The saved armed themselves against the forces of the Antipasto, and were thus brought before His Noodley countenance. He said to them in a great voice, “arrr, go forth, and purify yourselves in the earth-fountain of malted beverage, and board The Great Pirate Ship of a Thousand Meatballs.” And they went upon His great ship, and it carried them past eternity.
why haven’t I noticed this before, it is not only fun, it is also reality!