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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
BUNNY Oct 8th, 2007 at 11:04 am
“some people just need to take the stiick out of theiir ass before iit becomes permanently iinfused and the whole entiire world becomes corrupted by theiir stiick-up-the-but diisease.”
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Aye Bunny…Aye :)
RAmen
@Lija Harper - welcome to the site and welcome to our religion. The FSM has a 30 day guarantee, if for whatever reason you decide Pastafarianism is not the noodly fun you envisaged.
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Please pick up the gospel and read the holy writings about the Great Noodly One himself. Hope you like beer, midgets, strippers and of course Pirates.
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Arrrggh and avast me matey. R’Amen and just in case you don’t know, Friday’s are our holy days and you may celebrate by drinking lots of grog and singing sea shanties.
@Bunny - I I thiink I I may be seeiing double! Glad to hear someone else like’s us and doesn’t think we are ‘retarded’. R’Amen
Iron Bess, do you mean “retarted” (or however those crazy fundies spell it)?
this is my favorite way to worship his noodleyness
We can hear the almight FSM from australia…
Do you have a myspace account?
So i wonder if being a pirate for halloween would be counted as worship?
Say, do any of you guys suggest wearing Pirate clothing any day besides Friday (And when sharing the Truths of the FSM?)
PirateTerramort
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Yes :)
RAmen
Ok a couple questions:
First isn’t this a parody religion? Meaning that it was started as a joke.
Second who wrote your gospel and don’t say your noodle god cause gods don’t write there own stuff.
And Third I know you going to say Christians and other religions can’t prove their gods exists but they at least have archeological finds that support their bible.
Granted I have not read the work about the “great noodle” but some how I doubt there is any evidence what so ever about it in real life because
IT WAS A JOKE TO BEGIN WITH!
However if you can answer those three question giving some kind of proof or findings I may consider if you have basis for this crazy sounding religion or not.
1) yes
2) you forgot the question mark but… Bobby Henderson
3) you forgot the question mark and to ask a question.
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Or maybe it was like this: “There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t.”
@A Concerned Reader Oct 30th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
“First isn’t this a parody religion? Meaning that it was started as a joke.”
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http://www.venganza.org/about
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Bobby Henderson:
“Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.”
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RAmen
“I have not read the work about the “great noodle” but some how I doubt there is any evidence what so ever about it in real life because”
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You just need to read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster!
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Some of the evidence:
Captain Mosey and the Eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#The_Eight_.2
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Appendix of evidence for the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
http://www.scq.ubc.ca/category/fsm/
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RAmen
@Wench Nikkiee
Oh yeah, sorry. Of course this is serious business. I have my weak moments.
Ramen
Cottura 5 Minuti
Hahahahaha….don’t we all. I sometimes (often) slip back into the thinking of that blasphemous evilutionary conspiracy I was taught and believed wholeheartedly before I was touched by His Noodly Appendages. ;)
RAmen
Ooops forgot….
An article on the evidence by Dutch Pasta Guy
“In that case you could read the Gospel of the FSM. Or, if you don’t want to buy that, read”
http://waspofscience.blogspot.com/2007/06/excellent-religion-for-humanists-fsm.html
I discovered that if you take the first letters of the first 6 books of the old testament (Genesis, Exodus, etc) and then scramble them, you get the word JLEGND. Which can, of couse, be translated back into the ancient pastafarian dialect to mean “ravioli”.
Just some food for thought!
All hail the noodly one he blessed me with 10 packs of Ramen noodles.
i didnt do so bad, i guess thats because i have faith in you all mighty FSM
i converted 17 pastafarians, but my hand was guided by divine noodles