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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Trogdor the Burnanator!
Hello all, I am a vegetarian and I am wondering if this is right. Am I “sinning” by not eating meat? Considering The Flying Spaghetti Monster Himself consists partially of meatballs, I am thinking that perhaps I am angering Thou Noodly Appendage. What’s everybody else’s opinion here? I’d really love some feedback as I try my best to be a good Pastafarian and I do not want to dishonor FSM in any way.
As far as I know, balls other than meat are also ok, such as tofu balls, watermelon balls, rum balls and cannon balls Yarrrrgh!
@Daniel, Expie,
And even if it should be meat balls, the FSM is not vain and is probably ok with it if you don’t follow his wishes to the last letter. I’m a couple-of-days-a-week vegetarian myself.
it’d be great being able to go to an fsm church physically not including my computer screen. it’d be very entertaining and no doubt inspirational. &)
I am but a lowly newcomer, but I have felt the touch of His Noodly Appendage and thus am converted.
All people, pirates and midgets rejoice in his name!
May we forever enjoy the delicious sauce of life,
RAmen.
@Abi_Snail
Lowly? We are all equal in the FSM’s eyes, except for the midgits, of course!
And the penguins…
How dare you turn our noble religion into a game! This is an insult to pastafarianism and all that it stands for. Now what that is I couldn’t exactly tell you but suffice it to say that this type of game demeans the noble creator and His creations. The Spaghetti Monster can move faster than that! And He doesn’t have to convert people; as soon as they hear His word, they know THE TRUTH.
U R ALL RETARTED IDIOTS. I CANT BELIEVE U THINK THERE IS ACTUALLY A SPAGHETTI MONSTER. WOW. GO DIE.
-GAWD
god
Have you been missing taking your medicine again? You’ll have to go back into your straight jacket… nurse..
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Pretty weak…no creativity around anymore?
Oh and god…your caps lock is on. I you look, there should be a little light on your keyboard that tells you that.
You’re welcome :))
hey god, thanks for the input. I don’t think I’ll take it seriously though, because I don’t trust omnipotent beings that misspell their names. :)
God…
You fail to realize that the flying spaghetti monster is not in fact a made-up diety, at least no more than yours. Read the FSM gospel. You’ll find that it doesn’t actually conflict with your religion much. Sure, the name of the deity has changed, and the writing style is different, but mainly, Pastafarianism is like your religion, only without the dogmatic element.
Pastafarians do have flimsy moral standards. That could be seen as bad, but all to often when a group has firm, carved-in-stone high moral standards they are unable to accept others (as in the Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition, for instance). Pastafarians do not start wars with other religions or fight amongst ourselves over whether Chef Boyardee is a saint. We endevor to accept others for what they are.
Even when they call us retarded idiots.
RAmen, Darwinfish.
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We are not above name calling, as long as the other side starts first.
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That game is awsome! I will play it many many times.
Dude, did anyone else completely suck at this game? Cause i sure did. ONE CONVERT!
whoever has to diiss on you guys iis retarded.
thiis iis for fun and some people just need to take the stiick out of theiir ass before iit becomes permanently iinfused and the whole entiire world becomes corrupted by theiir stiick-up-the-but diisease.
and so what iif you actually beliieve that a spaghettii monster created the world??
ii thiink you guys are cool…not matter what some stupiid stiick-up-the-butt-diisease viictiims says.
OMAgosh i heard about the FSM in a R.E lesson and now im obsessed!
im gonna put pastafarienisim on all my forms from now on!
:P im gonna put it as my religion on myspace :D
I am very proud of you Lija. Congrats on coming into the light. May He touch you and everyone you know with His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen