459 Responses to “Flying Spaghetti Monster - The Game”

1. 221 - February 25th, 2007 at - Marco Cognetta Says:
   
   

   dude this game is awsome
   the guy named marco up top is like the only guy ive ever seen named marco ROCK ON
   FSMism is awsome
   there needs to be a language in which all paststarians can speak
   like Ido or esperanto
   ya
   puzzle pirates is awsome

2. 222 - February 26th, 2007 at - DragonRyder Says:
   
   

   Dude I converted everyone! *Does scary/dorky dance*

3. 223 - March 4th, 2007 at - Ross Says:
   
   

   go fsm!

   RAmen!

4. 224 - March 4th, 2007 at - Micah Says:
   
   

   Did the Spaghetti Monster send his son, Mr Mozzarella Stick, to Earth in order to cure humans of sin and to give us free passes to Heaven?

5. 225 - March 9th, 2007 at - RastaRamen Says:
   
   

   I lost my poor meatball and it rolled out the door. When I went out site a vision came to me in the form of newly processed wheat germ. I must not speak of the vision so I will ask his wholieness for permission.

   Ramen

6. 226 - March 14th, 2007 at - Bahamut Says:
   
   

   That was pretty addicting.

   May you forever be touched by his noobly appendage.

   RAmen

7. 227 - March 14th, 2007 at - hungdaddy Says:
   
   

   This game sucks!!!! While the rest of the site aint bad the game needs improvement. I will sodomize the monster

8. 228 - March 15th, 2007 at - Sgt. G Says:
   
   

   I love this stuff but you do realize this religion was just made to make a point? There is no real FSM, the guy openly admits to making it up. Its all about just being a good person and i cant condone that! I love this stuff because it tells you to be kind to your fellow man.

9. 229 - March 25th, 2007 at - Perkule Says:
   
   

   There are no ACTUAL churches, our religion doesn’t believe in churches or places where people practically give away their hard earned money to crazy people. The only real vessel of prayer to His mighty noodliness is the pirate ship! It’s still in the works of course, but hey! Buy the Gospel, read about our religion first. I’m sure once you are done reading it you will see the His noodly appendage come down and touch you as it did me.

   Ramen brothers and sisters!

10. 230 - April 1st, 2007 at - Callum- new recruit Says:
    
    

    Please, all pastafarians living in christchurch, or the greater new zealand, we must band together and meet reguarly!

11. 231 - April 7th, 2007 at - confuse a cat Says:
    
    

    i cant convert people! i put the spagetti thing down, and it touches then but they dont convert. why is this so?

12. 232 - April 10th, 2007 at - Swashbuckler Dalkorian Says:
    
    

    confuse a cat - you need to feel the noodly goodness flow through you. Try getting higher, for his noodly appendage needs to touch the head, where the brain is. Then conversion is assured. Argh!

    Oh, Stg G … all religions are just made up, usually to make some point about how to relate to your fellow man (most of them want you to be decent, radical muslims want you to blow them up instead). This one is just being honest about it, yee scurvy dog.

    Ramen

13. 233 - April 11th, 2007 at - freez Says:
    
    

    i love pastafarianism even though im new to the fsm thing……i just got up off my floor from laughing so hard….RAMEN

14. 234 - April 14th, 2007 at - Calculon the beleiver Says:
    
    

    I have done a lot of soul searching lately, searching for my connection to the creator of the universe. I searched high and low, near and far, google and yahoo, but found nothing, so i was rejoicing to feel the cosmic connection through the phone line from this site. But i didn’t quite understand, this game showed me the true way

15. 235 - April 15th, 2007 at - BigBadPirate Says:
    
    

    Too everyone talkin about churches, read the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.
    The sixth ” “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t”:
    I’d really rather you didn’t build multi million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
    Ending poverty
    Curing diseases
    Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
    I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.

16. 236 - April 16th, 2007 at - ~lovenoodleforever~ Says:
    
    

    wow that was awesome
    im just assuming the peoples were running to make the game difficult, and not because they were afraid of FSM.
    i thought it was a little hard. then again, i suck at video games so who knows?

17. 237 - April 18th, 2007 at - Kalei Says:
    
    

    All hail the mighty noodley appendage!!!

    *drops to knees and bows*

    ZAP!

18. 238 - April 25th, 2007 at - Meredith Says:
    
    

    I am a former atheist. Now I’ve found my religion of choice. All hail the FSM. If there really is a church, I will so go.(For all of you out there who don’t get it, yes, I do understand this is a parody. But it will be nice to see if in two thousand years, the masses believe in the FSM as they do Jesus now.)

19. 239 - April 28th, 2007 at - Gottssonn Says:
    
    

    May his noodly pendage reach out and touch all of us… inapropriately, for all is appropriate for him, even if some things aren’t healthy! Xigfhs !

20. 240 - May 2nd, 2007 at - Reb Says:
    
    

    I loved the Pirate name site. My pirate name is Black Bess Rackham, a name which I shall ask as many people as possible to refer me by in homage to the Allmighty One. Though I believe heartily in His teachings and am content and grateful for all that He has given me, I have a request for heaven. May there also be rivers of Smirnoff Ice and rains of assorted sweet drinks? I have no taste for beer, even if it has been granted to me by my beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster and in volcano form. Male Pirate strippers are also a must.

    Thank you for showing me, a former Christian-turned-athiest, the true way of life. Do we by any chance have a themesong?~

    RAmen.

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