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201 - January 30th, 2007 at 7:22 pm - Sharmoota Says:

Some people just need any excuse to type swear words to fill some juvenile need.
I’m sure mom and dad will take away their internet privileges soon enough… *grin*
202 - February 2nd, 2007 at 7:03 am - Cap'n Bloody Mary Says:

Beer an’ strippers! Ah can nee wait ter die!
203 - February 5th, 2007 at 12:44 am - Jon Says:

I don’t understand a “factory” of strippers, I’m pretty sure if you got with the right person (s?) you wouldn’t need a factory of strippers. Also, a nice tequila fountain or something would be nice. Don’t get me wrong, I love titties n beer as much as the next person, but c’mon, think logically here
204 - February 5th, 2007 at 2:36 am - Emilios und didricos Says:

Hei, I have a question… were do I sign up? :D we want to join this religion :D
205 - February 5th, 2007 at 4:43 am - Jingles Says:

“we want to join this religion”
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Then you already have!
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Welcome aboard! The grog’s over by the fire, spaghetti next to that, help yourself! Arrrrrr
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RAmen
206 - February 6th, 2007 at 2:39 am - Red DutchPasta Kidd Says:

Welcome Emilios und Didricos, it’s always good to greet new Pastafarians into His Noodly Church.
207 - February 7th, 2007 at 1:49 am - Flying dutchman Says:

I’m really inspired by this FSM When does this church come to the Netherlands?
208 - February 8th, 2007 at 8:22 pm - The FSM loves you Says:

When does the Church get its Church is the more relevant question.

By the way, if we set up shop in, say, the Vatican, do you think it would be fair to say “We Win”?
209 - February 10th, 2007 at 10:15 pm - sara Says:

Thank you so much for showing me the true path to salvation. I can’t wait to get to heaven and have access to the beer mountain. I feel truly blessed by the great noodled one. I have been converting like crazy. Do you think he will touch me with his noodly appendage? Can anyone else witness how the noodly one has affected their life? I know I am a much happier person now, and of course I have much better morals now that I have learned the pirate path.

RAmen brothers and sisters!
210 - February 10th, 2007 at 10:24 pm - Peter Popoff Says:

Ramen, sara Ramen
May you be forever touched!
211 - February 11th, 2007 at 6:25 pm - sara Says:

Peter Popoff!! Wow! I guess you converted from selling your packets of holy water in the realization that the only true and righteous path is the Noodly path! Are you sending out packets of spaghetti sauce now?
212 - February 11th, 2007 at 7:06 pm - Peter Popoff Says:

sara Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:25 pm

Peter Popoff!! Wow! I guess you converted from selling your packets of holy water in the realization that the only true and righteous path is the Noodly path! Are you sending out packets of spaghetti sauce now?
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Oh no, I’ve always believed in the FSM.
The water is just a money maker.
Ramen
213 - February 11th, 2007 at 7:11 pm - Pixel Pop Says:

Mmm, nothing beats that miracle spring water!
I gotta get me a couple ‘o those.
RAmen
214 - February 16th, 2007 at 3:28 am - Watling Says:

This game is awesome!
215 - February 16th, 2007 at 1:36 pm - The FSM loves you Says:

Yes, it is.
216 - February 16th, 2007 at 11:37 pm - Flying Spaghetti Monster Says:

Excellent, my children… you have taken the noodly path. Little do you know, but the Christians were closer to believing in me than you think…

… I mean come on, selling dough and water? Did anyone think of putting the two together and making… SPAGHETTI!?!?!? Come on! It’s common sense! Well, thank you all for your kindness. May you all live a long and happy life, and a better death.

…Now, where was I, Pamela Anderson? Oh yes… Rawr…
217 - February 16th, 2007 at 11:39 pm - Bob Says:

OMG GUYS! THERE HE IS!!!
218 - February 17th, 2007 at 1:07 am - Swashbuckler Dalkorian Says:

Arrrrrgh! This be the first time I’ve posted, though I converted many moons ago yee scurvy dogs. I hadn’t seen the game before this night though. With all the beer, pasta and strippers, I’ve never before wanted to find the bottom of Davy Jones locker so badly. Tis be a pleasure to meet you all, what a great bunch of pastafarian pirates yee be. Ramen.
219 - February 17th, 2007 at 3:44 pm - Power Metallian Says:

For a fun pirate game go here: Puzzle Pirates
220 - February 25th, 2007 at 7:45 pm - Marco Cognetta Says:

dude this game is awsome
the guy named marco up top is like the only guy ive ever seen named marco ROCK ON
FSMism is awsome
there needs to be a language in which all paststarians can speak
like Ido or esperanto
ya

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American