Where do I get this music?
I played this game about ten times know and have become enthusiastic :)
Greetings from Marco, member of germanys FSM church (EvKdFSMid)!
That game is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
I wonder if christians have this much fun when they try to convert people? (I doubt it, though, as THEY don’t get to try and zap people with strands of spagetti)
dude, where is this church, and how do i join?? i mean comon, heaven is a volcano of beer and a stripper factory. what else could i want?? let me join your church, and then someone kill me plx.
Hey, there are aonly female strippers coming out of the factory…or are they transvestites, or transsexuals? What about we who like a hairy chest? On a man, I mean…for whatever reason…
Bobby said (i don’t remember where) that everyone would have his/her stripper factory, so mens will have female strippers, wemen shall have male strippers, and transvestites and transsexuals, well…you get it.
you guys should be grateful for the strippers and beer, do not ask any more of your supirior, it has given you sexual pleasure and social pleasure as well as entertainment when the drunk people do dumb stuff so i would be happy!!! tyfsm tyfsm
I submitted a month or so ago and hell, these ID Card looks so cool^^
I can wait for death actually but I’m no more afraid of it^^
And btw….
Pastafarians in a italian restraunt aren’t like “stop eating my god.” Christians are eating bread which is supposed to be jesus body so they do cannibalism. We just worship our god by eating spaghetti (did so two times last week. I felt so… great :D).
PS: The music’s making me crazy… working on some presentation…. it’s defenitly going to be weird^^
I worship (eat spaghetti and various pastas) quite often, so this religeon is wonderful for me. Then again, as a Discordian, this fits riiiight into my “dogma”.
I am a Christian, but I still love this game.
I also think that the entire idea of a “flying spaghetti monster” being a god is HILARIOUS.
RAmen, my brothers
Of course it’s a great game, anything with pirates/FSM/pirate fish/The Horde from WoW/Chuck Norris is automatically completely awesome.
RAmen!
(PS: You can buy the gospel from Barnes And Nobles. Oddly, many of them accidentally file it in the “Humor” section.)
Very interesting ideaology. I am not sure if it’s a veiled attempt at proposing string theory as the ultimate creator of the universe (this one as well as the others), or just satire in response to pushing ID theory AKA creationism in kansas.
BTW I’m a huge fan of Ramen noodles!! and could possibly be a closet FSMennonite.
Bah! How do I convert people in this game? Whenever I touch someone with my noodly appendage they simply start running in the opposite direction, and my pastafarian count remains at zero…
Ok, about the whole heaven-is-a-beer-volcano-and-stripper-thingy thing, I and many many others will be seriously offended if there isn’t spaghetti too.
The flying spaghetti monster itself, our proud and only god which will lead us to eternal alcoholism and the spaghetti you want to be there. If you don’t wish any further spaghetti beside the FSM theere won’t be any more.
But after all your faith is weak. Why do you deny the holy spaghetti? Do you really think you’ll reach salvation this way?!? Tztz… no way…
ohhhh… those are ’school officials’, i thought they were othrodox jews or catholic priests at first… anyways, they should be able to be converted also, just with some special move or perhaps by being touched thrice!
Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen.
may you be forever touched by his noodly appendage
it took me a while to figure out how to play this game :( but once i got it, it was awesome! no way do christains have this much fun!!
but all my friends think FSM is ridiculous- i keep trying to explain it’s no more ridiculous then the ideas of other religions! but no one listens to me :(… except the FSM coz he’s so awesome :D
i like your website a lot, i thought the hate mail part was really funny, people get so mad about some things…but anyway the game just made your webside a million times better!! its great!
Every Friday is a holiday, where Pastafarians are encouraged to go outside and get some sun. Also, there is “Holiday” which is from mid-December to January, and Ramandon.
hey, i got converted by my friend and now i am a total pastafarian so ya and all the ppl that say we are a cult should go do somehting that i am not gonna say
haha. id just love to say that a 12 year old christan, i love the idea of the flying spaghetti monster. I believe in evolution and am totally for everything you have done.
Pastafarianism is the smartest idea ever to persuade Intelligent design to be tossed. How anyone can say that pastafarianism is BS is totally absurd. How are the ideas of the church of the FSM and different than those of any other religion?
hooray you.
* International Talk like a Pirate Day - September 19th, self explanatory.
* Pastover - Easter/Passover time. Just eat loads of pasta.
* Ramendan - Ramadan time. Eat only ramen noodles a few days out of the month
* Halloween - October 31st. The pirate regalia fills us with happiness
* Friday - Another day of rest, you know like Sunday is supposed to be, but Friday is observed as a holy day, and yes try to find some sun.
* Holiday - Stretches from most of December and January. Encompasses any other commercialized religion. And yes we do appreciate the phrase changed from “Merry Christmas” to “Happy Holidays”.
For more detail, you should get the Gospel. Best book. Ever. I promise. (EVER).
RAmen.
P.S. Do you want to be a Pastafarian? Because you are if you want to. I mean sure it helps to go through the ritual of throwing a noodle against the ceiling and then placing one end of it in your mouth and then suck it in to make a large slurping sound. But then again you’ve probably done something like that (not necessarily the throwing the noodle against the ceiling, but it’s unimportant so your good).
this is the best game! one cuz its addictive, secondly cuz the great flying spaghetti monster is in it, but i would like to see more people i wasnt settled for 25 :( but either way its still great
This has to be the worse so called “church” yet. This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping” there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously…or is that another one of your spaghetti mosters “traits.” Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly” shit in its [there] place?!?! My god…and if that sorry excuse for a god really is you “supreme being,” I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being” last night after I went to Fazolli’s…..
@ I feel sorry for you….
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Actually, we’re ripping the guts out of the entire ‘real set of religions’.
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If you want to stop us, you’re going to have to do better than that.
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Or you could join us. We’d welcome you. And the only thing you really have to believe in is life, as it can be observed. All you have to respect and have faith in is people and other creatures.
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Reckon you’re up to it? Or is it back to ‘god’? (Do ask him to drop me a line when he’s got a minute. He’s been ignoring my calls for years.)
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PS About that nice detail regarding your shitting out spaghetti. You want to get that looked at. Your digestiive system has stopped working. (Unless, like your religion, you’re all surface and no guts.)
“real set of religions”
Perhaps you should explain exactly what a “real” religion is? Is that like the “real” meat they use in the hamburgers at Macdonalds? I’m confused. I thought all religion was unreal by nature.
I luv ur game! I love converting those non-believing whore into pastafarians! We’re writing an article about your noodly appendage for a school newpaper!!! contact us!! myspace malcolm
You know, if someone did actually open a branch church, perhaps in a small, fairly well educated college town, maybe just a little west of Sacramento (Sacred Tomato - an FSM place name if there ever was one), a town that is a little too full of itself at times and could use a laugh… I’d be there!
I read about this on Wikipedia when I looked up “God.” As a Lutheran and a pastor’s son, this really cracks me up. The guy who created this takes so very many jabs at Christianity, only a Christian could appreciate much of it. I especially like the remake of the Sistine Chapel ceiling. The only thing I don’t understand is the point of the FSM in this “religion.” While in Christianity heaven is communion with God, FSM heaven seems to have nothing to do with the FSM at all. Why is it there? What purpose does it serve? What would a omniscient, omnipotent clump of spaghetti and meatballs need with beer and strippers? Are these strippers people that the FSM created for the purpose of stripping? Do they get paid? How about benefits? Is it volunteer work? Do all heaven-bound pastafarians get enlisted as strippers for a certain number of years?
I have just opened a branch in Adelaide, South Australia. I have also enquired about applying for one of the newly created positions of School Chaplain in our Government run schools, as announced by our esteemed PM, John Howard.
@Necoyama
*The guy who created this takes so very many jabs at Christianity, only a Christian could appreciate much of it. I especially like the remake of the Sistine Chapel ceiling*
Well, I’m not a christian, but I do know a lot about many other religions, and I totally get all the jokes, as well as the many points of debate about ID in schools and evolution. I think the people here who do call themselves *christians* don’t find this at all funny, and probably appreciate it not one little bit.
wow, i don’t think you realize that the FSM is a parody religion. that means its a joke. however, i have more faith in the FSM than god (who is just like the tooth fairy)
well, unfortunatly there will always be stupid people. and sometimes stupidity gains political power. however, it is important to realize not everybody is stupid. just those that are superstitious
wow, really effective. oh yes, i told my mom you said hi, she didn’t know who you were. what makes you think i’m a homo when i’m perfectly straight. oh yea, god is just a tooth fairy that people strangely believe in. you are such a loser
Oh, good. More teenagers with homoerotic fantasies and anal obsessive-compulsive defects. Yooooohooo, teens of the world! This is a satire! If you don’t get it, then you blow whale dicks! Or, alternatively, you are the head of a fundamentalist Christian organization. Six of one…
I love this site and this religion! it is whitty and insightful. Reading the hatemail section was amusing… some people take themselves far too seriously and funnily enough they say that we are rubbishing their religion and that its hurtful to do so and then they go do the same to ours. Talk about hypocritical. Tsk.
All hail the FSM!!!
So it has been proven, the FSM itself wrote to us.
No need for faith anymore, it’s time to trust. Do we need anything more than our creator himself speaking to us?
May his noodly appendage touch everyone worth being touched.
RAmen!
@FSM
maybe a laser tag section? put a true pastafarian in a maze with a bunch of fundies, then give him a super-powered industrial laser?
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just kidding, of course. I’m not -quite- that violent. still, it would be tempting… … …
RAmen
I AM the FSM, unless you are pirates you are not welcome in my perfect heaven, and i command al of you to stop eating pasta, I AM here to show all of you im very real, and want all of you to be able to enjoy the Beer Volcano and stripper factory, i also want all of you to have fun, and many wives and kids, but it seems your silly mortal government means more to you than that which i will of you, i also want all of you to create a perfect a language only to be spoken by you my followers you shall be blessed and your lives touch by my noodly appendage
We had a kitty we named satan once. He was the sweetest kitty around. We figured if there really is a god and a devil, then people must be confused about who does what, because ever since the beginning of all of this ‘god’ worship stuff the earth has been pretty screwed over.
I do have one issue to take up with you mr, FSM. Your heaven seems a bit biased. I have nothing agains beer and strippers, but perhaps, for the women and those who aren’t fans of alcohol (I really just don’t like the way it tastes!) you could add chocolate/ice cream and some male strippers too.
I can not convert anyone- is that the real point of the game? I agree with Nausicaa- male pirate strippers need to be in heaven. Otherwise, what are we suppose, that when females go to heaven they enter the factory and become strippers? And we’d better get more than 72 of them, just to show those Muslims who is getting the most ‘booty’ in heaven. AAAARGH!!!
Dear James,
Thank you for your barely coherent swearing and (kind of) double posting, I would like to remind you that the Flying Spaghetti monster is as valid and potentially more reasonable than any god you have ever heard of. In light of this I would like to inform you that your religion is bull-shit and that there is no such thing you worthless pieces of shit, so go fuck yourself.
Thank you, Goodbye!
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Beastly Rich
James,
If you can form a coherent argument (or at least a sentence), send it via email. If you go to the “About” section at the top of this page, you will find the email address. You seem like the kind of person who wants to be immortalized in the hate mail (and concerned criticism) section.
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But I’m guessing you don’t have the (meat)balls.
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RAmen.
James,
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You should really pick just one name and stick with it. You seriously need to check your language. Nobody is swayed and you only manage to show your lack of maturity.
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On the other hand, a hearty pirate curse would be great. Let me translate your post. It should read, “Yer religion be nothing but bilge water, ya scurvy dog!! Go kiss a squid ya bloody whelp of a diseased whore!”
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OEJ
hello.
i have a question? how do i convert?
the FSM is AWSOME!
i will worship him by eating as much pasta as i can!
my boyfriend thinks i am crazy for beliving this.
but how can you not?
i mean i beer volcano? its amasing.
Mon dieu that game is addicting! I especially like converting the little babies, although I’ll admit I thought they were cats at first… :(
Only one question: why are the masses RUNNING from his noodlyness?
RAmen!
Liszie
@CaffeineBoy and Liszie
Welcome Aboard!
I personally think they are running from the darkly-clad school administrators, seeing as His Noodly Goodness is usually invisible. And you are right, the babies ARE fun to pirateicize(?)
Wow… you know, this whole thing is a very clever concept. But what if, centuries from now, people start to follow it as a serious religion? Pastafarianism is already pretty well-developed, and you guys really are taking it to some rather scary extremes. Aren’t you worried that you might have created a monster, so to speak?
….No? (Look at it this way: even if it DOES somehow get, as you put it, ‘taken to some rather scary extremes’, the most extremist Pastafarianist couldn’t be any worse then the religious fanatics we’ve got running around now.)
….Plus there’s the small fact that this is actually a satrical site.
Centuries from now we will be resting in Pastafarian heaven with a flagon of beer in one hand and a stripper in the other, so we really won’t care what is going on down on earth. Having said that, the FSM teaches tolerance above all, so it could really be no worse than the loads of atrocities that the other great religions of the world have already committed.
@Pasta Aurelius Dec 23rd, 2006 at 1:59 pm
“But what if, centuries from now, people start to follow it as a serious religion?”
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Centuries from now, if the fanatics don’t send us all into oblivion before hand, religion will be extinct. It will exist in stories only. There may be a few fun parodies of it still floating around, no doubt.
RAmen
I liked the FSM game.But I could play it only when I am connected to Internet.Please make this game savable in my computer.Else my telephone bills will go up.
who is this jesus christ
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seems like he wants to be the real jesus christ. little does he know that i am. also who is karl?
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he also wrote his name the same way i do.
Your language is a bit shocking. Are you not supposed to promote meekness and mildness?
Your father [GOD on some other pages] seems to have a fairly limited and rude vocabulary also.
I suppose you must have learnt it from Him?
Still, I congraulate you on proving to you many mindless followers that the holy divine beings actually have similar IQs to handicapped crab
Oh my god, my boyfriend bought me this for christmas, and I must say, Pastafarianism has changed me completely. I was a devout christian until I opened my eyes to FSMism. Thank you so much for this book. I have now converted, and am trying to convert all my friends, relatives, and neighbors!!
I’ve got a question:
Where do I get this music?
I played this game about ten times know and have become enthusiastic :)
Greetings from Marco, member of germanys FSM church (EvKdFSMid)!
RAmen
dude marco is there really a fsm church? I seriously wanna go
I’d give my soul to go to a FSM church.
That game is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
I wonder if christians have this much fun when they try to convert people? (I doubt it, though, as THEY don’t get to try and zap people with strands of spagetti)
dude, where is this church, and how do i join?? i mean comon, heaven is a volcano of beer and a stripper factory. what else could i want?? let me join your church, and then someone kill me plx.
I wonder if there is one here in the US? If not I’m darn well going to start one!
The church is to be the pirate ship, remember? Bobby is working on that.
Hey, there are aonly female strippers coming out of the factory…or are they transvestites, or transsexuals? What about we who like a hairy chest? On a man, I mean…for whatever reason…
That’s just a generalization. There will, of course, be male strippers in heaven as well.
Bobby said (i don’t remember where) that everyone would have his/her stripper factory, so mens will have female strippers, wemen shall have male strippers, and transvestites and transsexuals, well…you get it.
What’s a “wemen”?
Hey - never mind the strippers; what about some chocolate for those of us of the female persuasion? Or a chardonnay fountain?
gill its greater than sliced bread
Wow, that is addicting
mmm ur god tastes spagehtiiish
u people really worship spaghetti..
id hate to see u in an italian restaurant
ud be all “stop eating my god”
he he he..
you guys should be grateful for the strippers and beer, do not ask any more of your supirior, it has given you sexual pleasure and social pleasure as well as entertainment when the drunk people do dumb stuff so i would be happy!!! tyfsm tyfsm
Somebody!!!! Get a Thesauraus!!!!
Better yet! Somebody get a clue!!!! LOL
ok: women, (just because i got it wrong and you start mocking me…sniff)
is there some way i can get this onto myspace?
how cool is this game, and this church generally, i cannot wait for heaven!!! by the way do gays get male strippers?
Why certainly you could get this on myspace.
I’m not sure if this will let me post the code, but if it shows up, this is it:
scratch that
lol, do u kno where i can get the code
Dude, the FSM is my hero…where can i convert?
I don’t know how to convert in the US but for germany that’s your site:
http://www.venganza.info/mitgliedschaft2.htm
I submitted a month or so ago and hell, these ID Card looks so cool^^
I can wait for death actually but I’m no more afraid of it^^
And btw….
Pastafarians in a italian restraunt aren’t like “stop eating my god.” Christians are eating bread which is supposed to be jesus body so they do cannibalism. We just worship our god by eating spaghetti (did so two times last week. I felt so… great :D).
PS: The music’s making me crazy… working on some presentation…. it’s defenitly going to be weird^^
I worship (eat spaghetti and various pastas) quite often, so this religeon is wonderful for me. Then again, as a Discordian, this fits riiiight into my “dogma”.
Hail Eris!
RAmen!
I am a Christian, but I still love this game.
I also think that the entire idea of a “flying spaghetti monster” being a god is HILARIOUS.
RAmen, my brothers
Praise the almighty FSM!!!!!!!!! Anyone know where I can get the FSM Gospel?
Of course it’s a great game, anything with pirates/FSM/pirate fish/The Horde from WoW/Chuck Norris is automatically completely awesome.
RAmen!
(PS: You can buy the gospel from Barnes And Nobles. Oddly, many of them accidentally file it in the “Humor” section.)
Yaaay! I just converted everyone!!!
In the game, at least.
Very interesting ideaology. I am not sure if it’s a veiled attempt at proposing string theory as the ultimate creator of the universe (this one as well as the others), or just satire in response to pushing ID theory AKA creationism in kansas.
BTW I’m a huge fan of Ramen noodles!! and could possibly be a closet FSMennonite.
FD
Bah! How do I convert people in this game? Whenever I touch someone with my noodly appendage they simply start running in the opposite direction, and my pastafarian count remains at zero…
why are the people running from the FSM
he is far yummier than any other god
this is the best thing ever!
Ok, about the whole heaven-is-a-beer-volcano-and-stripper-thingy thing, I and many many others will be seriously offended if there isn’t spaghetti too.
There are only two kind of noodles in our heaven:
The flying spaghetti monster itself, our proud and only god which will lead us to eternal alcoholism and the spaghetti you want to be there. If you don’t wish any further spaghetti beside the FSM theere won’t be any more.
But after all your faith is weak. Why do you deny the holy spaghetti? Do you really think you’ll reach salvation this way?!? Tztz… no way…
Great! now I can do my warmups before I go on my door-to-door-conversion-streaks..
Touched by his noodly appendage
FSM Church dept Drenthe The Netherlands.
wow this game was fun, but i still dont get why you guys are doing this?
I don’t get why you’re not doing this :-)
ohhhh… those are ’school officials’, i thought they were othrodox jews or catholic priests at first… anyways, they should be able to be converted also, just with some special move or perhaps by being touched thrice!
student catholic convert! alright i’m going to set up a student Australian branch of FSM in NSW. come to the holy land!!!
Dude… i would give anything to have a noodly appendage! I have wanted to be a pirate since i was four… now i finally can be! lol this kicks ass
whats with the stripper factory?
Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen.
may you be forever touched by his noodly appendage
@ Malia
i have a noodly appendage…
i raped the spaghetti monster
i raped the spaghetti monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How?
Now we need a downloadable version to play offline :)
Damn why can’t there be like the FSM church of Muskegon? Michigan needs a most holy place to worship also!!
AMAZING! what a tune man!!! one of my favourite games in my whole life! incredible!awesome!fantastic!!!!
Peace, and Futsal!!
this is really fun and cool and all that
it took me a while to figure out how to play this game :( but once i got it, it was awesome! no way do christains have this much fun!!
but all my friends think FSM is ridiculous- i keep trying to explain it’s no more ridiculous then the ideas of other religions! but no one listens to me :(… except the FSM coz he’s so awesome :D
i like your website a lot, i thought the hate mail part was really funny, people get so mad about some things…but anyway the game just made your webside a million times better!! its great!
i now belive there is a spaghetti monster controling my life is that wierd.
er were can you convert in the UK
and er what holidays are there and when.
Every Friday is a holiday, where Pastafarians are encouraged to go outside and get some sun. Also, there is “Holiday” which is from mid-December to January, and Ramandon.
hey, i got converted by my friend and now i am a total pastafarian so ya and all the ppl that say we are a cult should go do somehting that i am not gonna say
Where is this socalled “church” I WANNA GO!!!!!!
You are at it :P
Feel free to start a chapter near where you live though….
Peace out, RAmen
I want to go to your Heaven. Just tell me where you want me to mass murder loads of innocent people with my suicide bomb.
haha. id just love to say that a 12 year old christan, i love the idea of the flying spaghetti monster. I believe in evolution and am totally for everything you have done.
Pastafarianism is the smartest idea ever to persuade Intelligent design to be tossed. How anyone can say that pastafarianism is BS is totally absurd. How are the ideas of the church of the FSM and different than those of any other religion?
hooray you.
There is a game? Henderob you truely are multi-dimensional.
Yours in pasta
RAmen
“and er what holidays are there and when.”
* International Talk like a Pirate Day - September 19th, self explanatory.
* Pastover - Easter/Passover time. Just eat loads of pasta.
* Ramendan - Ramadan time. Eat only ramen noodles a few days out of the month
* Halloween - October 31st. The pirate regalia fills us with happiness
* Friday - Another day of rest, you know like Sunday is supposed to be, but Friday is observed as a holy day, and yes try to find some sun.
* Holiday - Stretches from most of December and January. Encompasses any other commercialized religion. And yes we do appreciate the phrase changed from “Merry Christmas” to “Happy Holidays”.
For more detail, you should get the Gospel. Best book. Ever. I promise. (EVER).
RAmen.
P.S. Do you want to be a Pastafarian? Because you are if you want to. I mean sure it helps to go through the ritual of throwing a noodle against the ceiling and then placing one end of it in your mouth and then suck it in to make a large slurping sound. But then again you’ve probably done something like that (not necessarily the throwing the noodle against the ceiling, but it’s unimportant so your good).
Haha! This site is totally awesome.
this is the best game! one cuz its addictive, secondly cuz the great flying spaghetti monster is in it, but i would like to see more people i wasnt settled for 25 :( but either way its still great
Well, I am what I eat, so I guess that makes me a pastafarian.
This has to be the worse so called “church” yet. This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping” there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously…or is that another one of your spaghetti mosters “traits.” Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly” shit in its [there] place?!?! My god…and if that sorry excuse for a god really is you “supreme being,” I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being” last night after I went to Fazolli’s…..
Dont dare you deny the Flying Spagehetti Monster! All you can do is sit in awe at his supreme noodlyness. END
@ I feel sorry for you….
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Actually, we’re ripping the guts out of the entire ‘real set of religions’.
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If you want to stop us, you’re going to have to do better than that.
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Or you could join us. We’d welcome you. And the only thing you really have to believe in is life, as it can be observed. All you have to respect and have faith in is people and other creatures.
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Reckon you’re up to it? Or is it back to ‘god’? (Do ask him to drop me a line when he’s got a minute. He’s been ignoring my calls for years.)
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PS About that nice detail regarding your shitting out spaghetti. You want to get that looked at. Your digestiive system has stopped working. (Unless, like your religion, you’re all surface and no guts.)
@ Branded Cow,
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You *eat* Pastafarians?!?
Can we get the gospel in Western Canada?
I so wish to help my brothers and sisters find the Strainer of Goodness.
MAN U GOTTA LURVE THAT HEAVEN. Im soooo converted
If “I Feel Sorry” is “shitting out spaghetti”, he/she may want to see the vet & get checked for tapeworms - something similar happened to my cat once.
well i have converted can i worship by eating pasta so it can be close to my heart?
“real set of religions”
Perhaps you should explain exactly what a “real” religion is? Is that like the “real” meat they use in the hamburgers at Macdonalds? I’m confused. I thought all religion was unreal by nature.
I luv ur game! I love converting those non-believing whore into pastafarians! We’re writing an article about your noodly appendage for a school newpaper!!! contact us!! myspace malcolm
-RAman!
You know, if someone did actually open a branch church, perhaps in a small, fairly well educated college town, maybe just a little west of Sacramento (Sacred Tomato - an FSM place name if there ever was one), a town that is a little too full of itself at times and could use a laugh… I’d be there!
I’ll have to have my gamer husband help me. I didn’t convert one person!
wow… all i can say is… wow… HAIL FSM!!!
I read about this on Wikipedia when I looked up “God.” As a Lutheran and a pastor’s son, this really cracks me up. The guy who created this takes so very many jabs at Christianity, only a Christian could appreciate much of it. I especially like the remake of the Sistine Chapel ceiling. The only thing I don’t understand is the point of the FSM in this “religion.” While in Christianity heaven is communion with God, FSM heaven seems to have nothing to do with the FSM at all. Why is it there? What purpose does it serve? What would a omniscient, omnipotent clump of spaghetti and meatballs need with beer and strippers? Are these strippers people that the FSM created for the purpose of stripping? Do they get paid? How about benefits? Is it volunteer work? Do all heaven-bound pastafarians get enlisted as strippers for a certain number of years?
I like this
With beer volcanos and stripper factories, heaven will be a fun but light-hearted affair.
There is a fsm church?!Really?!!I wanna go!!!!!!!!!
Ravi is the name of my brother.Anyway if there is a fsm church I should be there first ’cause I am the best of everybody!
Does heaven include male strippers?
Yes, sbagbol. Either sex or both. Whatever floats your boat.
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OEJ - Stripper Factory Quality Control Engineer
FSM makes perfect sense and He should be worshipped.
Ok, count me in! Ah do BELIEVE!!!
I have just opened a branch in Adelaide, South Australia. I have also enquired about applying for one of the newly created positions of School Chaplain in our Government run schools, as announced by our esteemed PM, John Howard.
Other Adelaide Pastafarians are free to attend.
WOW if God was FSM i would point and laugh at all the other religions for being wrong then eat God. And if the FSM is God then what is the devil?
NOOOOO!!! I only have a school computer and the blocked the game!!! WHY!? I love this game… :(
THIS IS MESSED UP!!! GOD CREATED THE WORLD!!!! NOT SOME SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!
@Necoyama
*The guy who created this takes so very many jabs at Christianity, only a Christian could appreciate much of it. I especially like the remake of the Sistine Chapel ceiling*
Well, I’m not a christian, but I do know a lot about many other religions, and I totally get all the jokes, as well as the many points of debate about ID in schools and evolution. I think the people here who do call themselves *christians* don’t find this at all funny, and probably appreciate it not one little bit.
I definitely saw this on Newgrounds a while back. Best. Game. Ever. Also a great way to spread the word.
the song is so cool. bobby can put it up for downloading, please.
i dont get it. how can plp believe in IDtheory in the 21st century??? i just dont understand… would somebody explaine it to me?
OK, I have a question,if there is a heaven and a version of hell,and even a game,what about a holiday?
I can’t figure out the game, I touch them with the Noodly Appendage but nothing happens. I wanna convert people.
Oh well, all hail FSM anyway!
oi u people go get a life the spaghetti monster is jus like da tooth fairy ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-p
“oi u people go get a life the spaghetti monster is jus like da tooth fairy ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-p”
I am wounded.
i hope u all die and go to hell with the spaghetti monster
@hayden
wow, i don’t think you realize that the FSM is a parody religion. that means its a joke. however, i have more faith in the FSM than god (who is just like the tooth fairy)
@a curious person
well, unfortunatly there will always be stupid people. and sometimes stupidity gains political power. however, it is important to realize not everybody is stupid. just those that are superstitious
oi howz about u shut up ur probably sum homo wid nuthin betta 2 do with ur time say hi 2 ya mum 4 me
my mum says hi back for u k u stupid believer u can go get hemeroids and when u shit it makes the inner skin of ur asshole bleed!!!!!!!
hello if u want some free kinky sex call me because im horny
@ hayden
wow, really effective. oh yes, i told my mom you said hi, she didn’t know who you were. what makes you think i’m a homo when i’m perfectly straight. oh yea, god is just a tooth fairy that people strangely believe in. you are such a loser
Oh, good. More teenagers with homoerotic fantasies and anal obsessive-compulsive defects. Yooooohooo, teens of the world! This is a satire! If you don’t get it, then you blow whale dicks! Or, alternatively, you are the head of a fundamentalist Christian organization. Six of one…
This rocks! I can’t believe I hadn’t bothered to look it. I heard about it ages ago.
Hey Plack! I love pink and black aswell!
This is totally not a satire or joke religion. Its totally serious.
n00bs
Our god has more evidence than any other ‘god’, plus He is much yummier.
We have a GRAPH!
I love this site and this religion! it is whitty and insightful. Reading the hatemail section was amusing… some people take themselves far too seriously and funnily enough they say that we are rubbishing their religion and that its hurtful to do so and then they go do the same to ours. Talk about hypocritical. Tsk.
All hail the FSM!!!
Oh my god i think some one put SHIT IN MY PANTS SAVE ME GIANT SPAGGETTI MONSTER I NEED STIPERS AND BEER.
Can I get this game embedded into my Myspace page?
NESS ITS HARD TO OFEND US WHEN U CANT EVUN SPEL SPAGGETTI AND STIPERS WRITE!
i have a load of m8s, n we all belive in this sacred religion!!! long live th FSM!!! YEEAAAA
Yea this is awesome. The game is great, love the music. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
@ hayden
prove it
Come to Me my faithfull pastafarians!
Anything I should add to the heaven?
So it has been proven, the FSM itself wrote to us.
No need for faith anymore, it’s time to trust. Do we need anything more than our creator himself speaking to us?
May his noodly appendage touch everyone worth being touched.
RAmen!
Oh, i forgot to add something:
;)
@FSM
maybe a laser tag section? put a true pastafarian in a maze with a bunch of fundies, then give him a super-powered industrial laser?
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just kidding, of course. I’m not -quite- that violent. still, it would be tempting… … …
RAmen
the instructor of a community college here in glendale california condones this page and we had to study it.
I will take that laser tag idea up…
well it is a fun game, but pirates are morons, as are ALL pastafarians
I AM the FSM, unless you are pirates you are not welcome in my perfect heaven, and i command al of you to stop eating pasta, I AM here to show all of you im very real, and want all of you to be able to enjoy the Beer Volcano and stripper factory, i also want all of you to have fun, and many wives and kids, but it seems your silly mortal government means more to you than that which i will of you, i also want all of you to create a perfect a language only to be spoken by you my followers you shall be blessed and your lives touch by my noodly appendage
RAmen
come to me my children, FSM is just my alias, you know you wanna join me
We had a kitty we named satan once. He was the sweetest kitty around. We figured if there really is a god and a devil, then people must be confused about who does what, because ever since the beginning of all of this ‘god’ worship stuff the earth has been pretty screwed over.
I do have one issue to take up with you mr, FSM. Your heaven seems a bit biased. I have nothing agains beer and strippers, but perhaps, for the women and those who aren’t fans of alcohol (I really just don’t like the way it tastes!) you could add chocolate/ice cream and some male strippers too.
Male pirate strippers that is…
I can not convert anyone- is that the real point of the game? I agree with Nausicaa- male pirate strippers need to be in heaven. Otherwise, what are we suppose, that when females go to heaven they enter the factory and become strippers? And we’d better get more than 72 of them, just to show those Muslims who is getting the most ‘booty’ in heaven. AAAARGH!!!
your religion is bull shit there is no such thing you worth less peices of shit!!
your religion is bull shit there is no such thing you worth less peices of shit!! so go fuck your self.
Dear James,
Thank you for your barely coherent swearing and (kind of) double posting, I would like to remind you that the Flying Spaghetti monster is as valid and potentially more reasonable than any god you have ever heard of. In light of this I would like to inform you that your religion is bull-shit and that there is no such thing you worthless pieces of shit, so go fuck yourself.
Thank you, Goodbye!
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Beastly Rich
James,
If you can form a coherent argument (or at least a sentence), send it via email. If you go to the “About” section at the top of this page, you will find the email address. You seem like the kind of person who wants to be immortalized in the hate mail (and concerned criticism) section.
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But I’m guessing you don’t have the (meat)balls.
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RAmen.
@james
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i don’t think you realize this is a satire site. are you the same james from the FSM Money Stamp Post. don’t need to sound so pissed off.
James,
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You should really pick just one name and stick with it. You seriously need to check your language. Nobody is swayed and you only manage to show your lack of maturity.
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On the other hand, a hearty pirate curse would be great. Let me translate your post. It should read, “Yer religion be nothing but bilge water, ya scurvy dog!! Go kiss a squid ya bloody whelp of a diseased whore!”
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OEJ
hello.
i have a question? how do i convert?
the FSM is AWSOME!
i will worship him by eating as much pasta as i can!
my boyfriend thinks i am crazy for beliving this.
but how can you not?
i mean i beer volcano? its amasing.
thank you FSM
i love FSM!
my bf thinks i am nuts….
oh well;)
Arielle, What a beautiful testimonial!
FSM is… therefore you are…
Just got to bring the boyfriend over to the noodly side!
Ramen
I don’t think that that is the same James. the other usually used intelligent, if incorrect, arguments.
hey, love the site, love the game. after seeing the site, i have converted to flying spaghetti monsterism! all hail his noodlyness!
-caff
Mon dieu that game is addicting! I especially like converting the little babies, although I’ll admit I thought they were cats at first… :(
Only one question: why are the masses RUNNING from his noodlyness?
RAmen!
Liszie
@CaffeineBoy and Liszie
Welcome Aboard!
I personally think they are running from the darkly-clad school administrators, seeing as His Noodly Goodness is usually invisible. And you are right, the babies ARE fun to pirateicize(?)
Wow… you know, this whole thing is a very clever concept. But what if, centuries from now, people start to follow it as a serious religion? Pastafarianism is already pretty well-developed, and you guys really are taking it to some rather scary extremes. Aren’t you worried that you might have created a monster, so to speak?
….No? (Look at it this way: even if it DOES somehow get, as you put it, ‘taken to some rather scary extremes’, the most extremist Pastafarianist couldn’t be any worse then the religious fanatics we’ve got running around now.)
….Plus there’s the small fact that this is actually a satrical site.
Centuries from now we will be resting in Pastafarian heaven with a flagon of beer in one hand and a stripper in the other, so we really won’t care what is going on down on earth. Having said that, the FSM teaches tolerance above all, so it could really be no worse than the loads of atrocities that the other great religions of the world have already committed.
RAmen
MJK
@ gill
Shh on the satire thing, TLM might hear you ;)
@Pasta Aurelius Dec 23rd, 2006 at 1:59 pm
“But what if, centuries from now, people start to follow it as a serious religion?”
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Centuries from now, if the fanatics don’t send us all into oblivion before hand, religion will be extinct. It will exist in stories only. There may be a few fun parodies of it still floating around, no doubt.
RAmen
Mad John Kidd– =0 The horror! Thanks for the warning, I’d hate to bring HIS wrath down on this thread too.
No worries.
Concerning monsters, I think Goya said it best: “The sleep of reason produces monsters.”
RAmen
FSM obviously blesses us with this game.
RAmen
I liked the FSM game.But I could play it only when I am connected to Internet.Please make this game savable in my computer.Else my telephone bills will go up.
karl and all these people are fucking fags, i hope that retarded monster fuck you all up for being so stupid
who is this jesus christ
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seems like he wants to be the real jesus christ. little does he know that i am. also who is karl?
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he also wrote his name the same way i do.
BEER VOLCANO!!!!!!!!
SIGN ME UP!
-> jesus christ [the rude one]
Your language is a bit shocking. Are you not supposed to promote meekness and mildness?
Your father [GOD on some other pages] seems to have a fairly limited and rude vocabulary also.
I suppose you must have learnt it from Him?
Still, I congraulate you on proving to you many mindless followers that the holy divine beings actually have similar IQs to handicapped crab
thank you o lord for thou art so holy that they have created a game for thou. i will see you up in the beer and stripper volcano big guy!
Oh my god, my boyfriend bought me this for christmas, and I must say, Pastafarianism has changed me completely. I was a devout christian until I opened my eyes to FSMism. Thank you so much for this book. I have now converted, and am trying to convert all my friends, relatives, and neighbors!!
Welcome aboard, Sarah
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage. Spread the word!
RAmen
CMJK
Good on you Sarah and welcome, try the pirate name quiz on the “In Praise of” link
posted by
Mad Tom Rackham Jan 9th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
For all you would be pirates - http://www.piratequiz.com/
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It’s funny!
Yes, welcome Sarah.
May you be forever touched.
Ramen