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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Praise be to his noodly goodness!
btw I can’t access the forums -.-
I will read this book and follow His Noodly Goodness throughout my life. I will spread his word, but i will not force Him unto others, for He would not want that.
Peace be unto Him
RAmen
Thanks to the Sacred Text (unfortunately, my text was not an original and therefore printed on paper rather than lasagne noodles with ink rather than sauce) I was able to spread his noodly appendages amongst my year level when I did my public speaking speech with our church as my topic. I didn’t win, but I feel i did what was right. Some even asked to borrow the book from me.
RAmen
Is there anywhere to read the book for free?
I think the most funiest thing I have ever read in my life is the “hate mail” page.
I think the most scaryest thing I have ever read in my life is the “hate mail” page.
thanks to all contributors (both pro and con) for this great moment.
I didnt find the correct place to publish XD but here I go first Id love to see the PHD dog! second dude :S if you can make money out of this then you are a freaking genious (sorry about the english not my native language), BTW this religion was created BECAUSE christians where (as usuall) trying to IMPOSE their beleifs over other people wich I hate overall, how can you call this religion stupid if your religion marks *gaining money* as a deadly sin! Im sorry guys THATS beyond stupid, or excomulgating woman for preaching your bible! wtf is it with the sexism! (BTW this religion doesnt state the gender of the strippers =3 so heaven is all right with me) no one has a problem with you bealiving what ever you want just stop being a political force and leave the rest of us alone! =_= I have finished Har har hail Ramen!.
@Jamie. No offence but one of the main points behind this “religion” is to point out the sheer absurdity of blindly following any religion. You might want to watch a few educational movies. I would probably recommend Zeitgeist first. The first 20 minutes is enough. After that it gets a little weird of you’re not into conspiracy theories. The 2nd movie has to be’ “The Life of Brian”. The Quest For the Holy Grail as a very good 3rd. Any George Carlin soliloquy on religion is also worth checking out.
Now I strongly suggest you watch these with an open mind; and perhaps a sense of humour. Now I’m not saying you should give up your beliefs or anything like that but I have found over the years that most people who are truly devout don’t have a clue about the history of whatever religion they follow. It’s almost as if they simply just don’t want to know and only believe what they wnat to believe. For example, the first commandment is “Thou shalt not kill” but Christians have slaughtered hundreds of thousands for not believing. So much for following one’s religion.
Another point to consider why must we fear God? One would think that if “there isn’t a love more perfect than his” then we shouldn’t have to fear him because he isn’t vindictive. The catch here is that your God is vindictive. He kills almost like it’s fun for him. I’ve read the bible and the carnage puts Hollywood to shame.
We followers of FSM have never killed anybody. At least as far as I know and certainly not in the name of our religion. You should read our Bible. It’s really quite good. You may even find you agree with a lot of it. I’m not asking you to give up your religion but you might at least want to take a look at it By the way. I do have to commend you on your use of proper grammar and not swearing at us. That’s a nice change. Thanks!
May you be touched by his noodley appendage.
@ Duncan. Check out a library. We have copies in ours up here in Toronto.
After having become totally disillusioned with the religion in which I was indoctrinated about 20 years ago, I have had no “faith” in which to find solace when suffering from the existential “Lebensangst” that one inevitably experiences . Then, ironically, over a pasta and pizza lunch at a very lovely Italian restaurant in Portland, I was introduced to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I was moved immediately (although it could have been the tasty linguini) by hearing about, His Holiness, the FSM. I now have SOMETHING to believe in again, and my meatballs are still quivering and my heart is full of “pastitude” for the fortuitous discovery of the FSM. I believe!!!
The greatest part of all of this is that now I know that HE boiled for my sins and wants to wipe my brow with HIS noodly appendage. RAmen