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By: Darwin'sMonkey

Darwin'sMonkey — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:52:11 +0000

The greatest part of all of this is that now I know that HE boiled for my sins and wants to wipe my brow with HIS noodly appendage. RAmen

By: Barry W. Olson

Barry W. Olson — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:14:18 +0000

After having become totally disillusioned with the religion in which I was indoctrinated about 20 years ago, I have had no “faith” in which to find solace when suffering from the existential “Lebensangst” that one inevitably experiences . Then, ironically, over a pasta and pizza lunch at a very lovely Italian restaurant in Portland, I was introduced to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I was moved immediately (although it could have been the tasty linguini) by hearing about, His Holiness, the FSM. I now have SOMETHING to believe in again, and my meatballs are still quivering and my heart is full of “pastitude” for the fortuitous discovery of the FSM. I believe!!!

By: jeremykeys

jeremykeys — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:15:47 +0000

@Jamie. No offence but one of the main points behind this “religion” is to point out the sheer absurdity of blindly following any religion. You might want to watch a few educational movies. I would probably recommend Zeitgeist first. The first 20 minutes is enough. After that it gets a little weird of you’re not into conspiracy theories. The 2nd movie has to be’ “The Life of Brian”. The Quest For the Holy Grail as a very good 3rd. Any George Carlin soliloquy on religion is also worth checking out.
Now I strongly suggest you watch these with an open mind; and perhaps a sense of humour. Now I’m not saying you should give up your beliefs or anything like that but I have found over the years that most people who are truly devout don’t have a clue about the history of whatever religion they follow. It’s almost as if they simply just don’t want to know and only believe what they wnat to believe. For example, the first commandment is “Thou shalt not kill” but Christians have slaughtered hundreds of thousands for not believing. So much for following one’s religion.
Another point to consider why must we fear God? One would think that if “there isn’t a love more perfect than his” then we shouldn’t have to fear him because he isn’t vindictive. The catch here is that your God is vindictive. He kills almost like it’s fun for him. I’ve read the bible and the carnage puts Hollywood to shame.
We followers of FSM have never killed anybody. At least as far as I know and certainly not in the name of our religion. You should read our Bible. It’s really quite good. You may even find you agree with a lot of it. I’m not asking you to give up your religion but you might at least want to take a look at it By the way. I do have to commend you on your use of proper grammar and not swearing at us. That’s a nice change. Thanks!
May you be touched by his noodley appendage.

@ Duncan. Check out a library. We have copies in ours up here in Toronto.

By: Lyn

Lyn — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:56:04 +0000

I didnt find the correct place to publish XD but here I go first Id love to see the PHD dog! second dude :S if you can make money out of this then you are a freaking genious (sorry about the english not my native language), BTW this religion was created BECAUSE christians where (as usuall) trying to IMPOSE their beleifs over other people wich I hate overall, how can you call this religion stupid if your religion marks *gaining money* as a deadly sin! Im sorry guys THATS beyond stupid, or excomulgating woman for preaching your bible! wtf is it with the sexism! (BTW this religion doesnt state the gender of the strippers =3 so heaven is all right with me) no one has a problem with you bealiving what ever you want just stop being a political force and leave the rest of us alone! =_= I have finished Har har hail Ramen!.

By: steve

steve — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:12:23 +0000

I think the most funiest thing I have ever read in my life is the “hate mail” page.
I think the most scaryest thing I have ever read in my life is the “hate mail” page.

thanks to all contributors (both pro and con) for this great moment.

By: duncan

duncan — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:01:08 +0000

Is there anywhere to read the book for free?

By: Ben jammin'

Ben jammin' — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:19:37 +0000

Thanks to the Sacred Text (unfortunately, my text was not an original and therefore printed on paper rather than lasagne noodles with ink rather than sauce) I was able to spread his noodly appendages amongst my year level when I did my public speaking speech with our church as my topic. I didn’t win, but I feel i did what was right. Some even asked to borrow the book from me.
RAmen

By: Graig

Graig — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:04:30 +0000

I will read this book and follow His Noodly Goodness throughout my life. I will spread his word, but i will not force Him unto others, for He would not want that.
Peace be unto Him
RAmen

By: Harry

Harry — Sat, 31 May 2008 23:26:56 +0000

Praise be to his noodly goodness!

btw I can’t access the forums -.-

By: Ncik

Ncik — Sat, 24 May 2008 03:04:51 +0000

Ramen my following belivers. How hard it is to be a follower of the FSM, however how benifiical it truely is.

By: Oklahoma Cowboy

Oklahoma Cowboy — Fri, 23 May 2008 18:09:46 +0000

FSM clarifies many dangly, loose ends in my conscience. My ropes were all tangled up in a bundle when I looked in the barn this morning. Several roundish horse droppings were mixed among the mesh. Suddenly, the apparition began to congeal in the dim light of the barn. It seemed like a large platter of spagettee and meatballs sans the platter. Then, from the feed bin, I heard a still. small voice. It said,”Your sauce must come from within. Your good deeds and righteous thinking brings sauce into being.” I was stunned. I leaned back against the sheet metal wall and slowly slid down onto some freshly wetted hay. My damp pants didn’t bother me. I just looked at my ropes and what they had become. I was speechless, but not thoughtless. I thought about the sauce and how my web of ropes and pony pellets needed the sauce of completion. The warm, filling sauce of completion. I must find it. The still, small voice said I could do it. Could I trust the voice? Could I trust myself? I drifted off to sleep as the now warm, wet straw carressed my bodily form. I began to dream the dream of repeated dreams and then of flood. I awoke to a calf licking my face like it was a block of salt. The cows had come in to be milked and I must squeeze it from their teats. And all the while I kept thinking of the sauce, of good deeds and thinking. I had to do something. But what? Something had to be done. But what? I seemed to know it had to do with loose ends. The next morning, in the barn. I got my revelation.

By: Jon

Jon — Wed, 21 May 2008 01:50:33 +0000

“how can yall belive this it makes no sence at all?”

Then what makes it different than any other religion?
RAmen.

By: DaveyJ

DaveyJ — Sat, 17 May 2008 16:52:08 +0000

I Wanted to buy a piret out firt from a costume store to show my true fait in his noodlelyness and when asked casually buy the shop attendent what i was using it for i explained that i was going to preach with a group of other believers and i explained about our religion, he asked me if i was joking and i said i was pastaly serious, and then he told me i should go fuck myself and that god would blast me out of the sky where i would burn in hell he then refused to sell me the costume!

By: hamza

hamza — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:22:44 +0000

first of all i think there is no god. but the idea of having a god you can see at any italian resturant is nice. and i love it.

at least you are not killing people. good luck

By: hahaha

hahaha — Sun, 11 May 2008 11:26:23 +0000

Hail Pasta!
Hail Macaroni!
Hail Spaghetti!
I am a true believer of the FSM!

Ramen!

Eat well!

By: m-no

m-no — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:26:49 +0000

Praise Pasta!

I have been a non-believer all this time, but now I see my frequent pasta feasts were only the touch of His Noodley Appendage in my Darkest Hours!

Praise be to Farfalle, Linguini, Macaroni, and Spaghetti!

I have been Touched by His Noodley Appendage!

RAmen!

By: Adam

Adam — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:11:30 +0000

RAmen my brothers and sisters.

By: adam

adam — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:05:25 +0000

how can yall belive this it makes no sence at all?

By: Diosaucean Synod

Diosaucean Synod — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:02:38 +0000

Ívar Atli Sívertsen,

By becoming a Pastafarian, we are all your friends too!
Need any help? Contact one of us!

RAmen

By: Hugh Jass

Hugh Jass — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:51:38 +0000

happy fridays eve y’all give me an idea that can prepare me for a bountiful fridays dinner that is different than previous fridays holy of meals, im starting to get sick on pasta