832 Responses to “Book Discussion”

1. 121 - December 7th, 2006 at 3:59 pm - D.J. Freak Says:
   
   

   you folks need to get a life, and possibly some mental help, now if you ask nicely i can offer you the latter, to some extent, i mean come on, how could food create anything? besides full bellies, upset stomaches etc.

2. 122 - December 7th, 2006 at 4:31 pm - Cell Says:
   
   

   I am the most recent convert to the church of the Great Al Dente One.Long have I studied all religions and have laughed and cried as I saw what humans did with their teachings,but no religion has ever captured my heart until now.But in celebration of my new faith yeasterday I decorated the walls with marinara and laid down an offering of sacred parmesan.
   All hail the Noodly Creator.

3. 123 - December 8th, 2006 at 5:39 pm - Bw Says:
   
   

   I am new to this site and I’m not sure where else I could post this so I’ll just do it here…. A shirt that says “My god has bigger balls than yours does” with a picture of FSM would make a good addition to the shirts currently out there to support this cause.

4. 124 - December 14th, 2006 at 9:38 pm - GueØ Says:
   
   

   Back in the day, which is to say tomorrow at the earliest or maybe latest (depending on your perspective), but then perspective is what this is all about, isn’t it? Considering there is no time beyond the confines of this existance it is then reasonable to say that time serves us only to keep everything from happening all at once. The fatalism that is thrust upon this dream then is preordained as well. It then remains that the deity of many names and divisions will ultimately call us all back to the eternity from whence we came, on which ever path we can negotiate home. Equilibrium dictates the physics of the soul as well as that of the universe.

5. 125 - December 14th, 2006 at 9:46 pm - Mad John Kidd Says:
   
   

   So which is it then? Are you coming or going?

   RAmen

6. 126 - December 14th, 2006 at 10:39 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
   
   

   @Cell
   ‘I decorated the walls with marinara and laid down an offering of sacred parmesan.’
   I had to read that twice. Was the marinara that did it. :)
   RAmen
   .
   @GueØ
   ‘Equilibrium dictates the physics of the soul as well as that of the universe.’
   .
   OK……hmm? Is this a new research discipline? The Third Element? Last Thursday?
   Hale Bopp?
   I’m confused….again!

7. 127 - December 14th, 2006 at 10:44 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
   
   

   By the way…who is reponsible for dressing the timbers of this galleon? Cracks seem to be appearing and strange things are emanating from them.

8. 128 - December 14th, 2006 at 10:50 pm - Peter Popoff Says:
   
   

   @ GueØ, I was half asleep when I thought the same thing MJK thought?
   Are you coming or going? Is this yesterday or today? I myself have problems in this area?
   Also, how the hell do you make that way cool Ø thingie? ‘Cause I’d like to know? Ø
   Ramen

9. 129 - December 14th, 2006 at 11:02 pm - Mad John Kidd Says:
   
   

   @ Nikkiee

   Maybe it’s that time of the month. I’ve been dealing with a barrage of bible thumps on another forum and they are getting as thick as thieves. What could it be…oh yes, they have that special holiday thing coming up. Makes them all indignant…I mean warm and fuzzy inside. So Xrist like.

   @ Peter

   Glad I’m not the only one who caught that. For awhile there I thought I was sailing aboard a ghost ship.

   Ramen

10. 130 - December 14th, 2006 at 11:09 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
    
    

    How do you spell ‘que’ Mad John (pronounced ‘kay’… as in Manwel from Faulty Towers)

11. 131 - December 14th, 2006 at 11:23 pm - Mad John Kidd Says:
    
    

    Que (kay) is Spanish for “that”. Is that what you mean? Or qué as in “what”. They’re both pronounced the same. Depends on how it is used in a sentence.

12. 132 - December 14th, 2006 at 11:29 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
    
    

    I think ‘what’ is the relevent one here. Wasn’t a bad guess on the spelling! Now if I could just do that with the english words…… ;)
    RAmen

13. 133 - December 16th, 2006 at 2:59 pm - Robert Says:
    
    

    It’s about time we enter the educational system. Here’s a trail-blazing vita to consider:

    Doctor of Flying Spaghetti Monster Missions And Evangelisms Degree

    Course Syllabus

    Each FSM rector must reckoned to have communicated with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He must be willing to pledge to his group of followers that he/she has been influenced by the voice and vision of the FSM. As a rector in The Church of FSM, you will allow the FSM to speak to your heart and counsel you about the stresses of life. The Flying Spaghetti Monster will replace all your negative emotions with HIS opposites.
    You will learn to teach your flock how to experience the FSM living within and learn to abide in the FSM to the extent that HE abides in our gut knowledge of HIM… especially after a nice pasta meal.
    Your message does overlap, somewhat, with existing neo-con religions by learning how to fulfill your financial destiny. You will immerse yourself in The Church Of Flying Spaghetti Monster’s Scripture and find support for the belief that the FSM delights in the prosperity of HIS children. You will learn amazing ways to teach your pastafarians that it is the FSM’s desire for them to lend and not borrow, to be the tail and not the head. Once they’re true believers that the FSM actually interfered with the Carbon-Dating process, you will be easily manage to teach them the nature and purpose of prophetic revelation and its proper function in the Body of FSM. You will soon become a questioning, visionary, psychic, and creative thinker who questions the status quo.
    Lastly, the FSM belief surpasses creationism and all ID viewpoints simply because it offers a concrete and reasonable explanation of how everything was created in a nanosecond…and recently! With his slick tentacles and all-knowing nature, he obstructed the attempt, via dim-witted human Carbon-Dating, to place things and events in an orderly sequence throughout time. FSM explains how, better than any other organized religion, that the earth was created in 6 days roughly only 6,000 years ago. It explains why the FSM bible is scientifically accurate in explaining why the earth isn’t billions of years old. True FSM believers realize that dinosaurs did not exist millions of years before man, even though thousands of heretic college textbooks say otherwise. The SFM’s tentacles also makes it easy to see why the mountains, oceans, the true location of the Red Sea crossing, and many other events are no older than 6,000 years. Yes, I cannot fathom teaching ID and creationism in America’s science classes without also teaching the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory…it seems to hold up better. I’m awaiting the second coming of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

14. 134 - December 16th, 2006 at 5:06 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
    
    

    RAmen Robert
    May His Noodles embrace you always.

15. 135 - December 16th, 2006 at 5:08 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
    
    

    The Science Creative Quarterly (Sept-Nov edition)
    ‘OF PENGUINS AND PASTA’
    By Toby Leonard (Evidence for FSM)
    http://www.scq.ubc.ca/?p=233

16. 136 - December 23rd, 2006 at 9:32 am - TiJim Says:
    
    

    I was greatly offended when I found this book in the “Humor” section at Borders. After Holiday, I plan on going back and moving all copies of the book into “Religion” possibly while dressed in pirate gear.

    RAmen

17. 137 - December 23rd, 2006 at 4:31 pm - Wench Nikky Says:
    
    

    Good plan TiJim
    hahaha
    Ramen

18. 138 - December 26th, 2006 at 12:02 am - true beleiver Says:
    
    

    people should read the sight before posting the noodly appendage is what makes people beleive if you are a pastafarian you hasve been touched by the appendage and if the thing about temp as you call it is against Him and global warming i`ll have you need he changes the results of global temp and more pirates coming from the site could lower the temp too!

    smarter than you
    Sep 20th, 2006 at 7:37 pm
    so yeah someone told me about this book. needless to say shes atheist and was before she read this book. but anyways i want to read it. wth is up with the noodly appendage. please tell meh!

    8 smarter than you
    Sep 20th, 2006 at 7:40 pm
    the temp did slightly fall on tuesday. yall musta done a good job cuz it dropped even more wednesday.

19. 139 - December 26th, 2006 at 12:08 am - true beleiver Says:
    
    

    umm man was made in christain god image if what your saying is true so we might be made in the image of the FSM and the FSM made the world in one day.

    SqrlWthANife
    Oct 4th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
    Saint, it is good to see you have a sense of humor. But as gill said why can’t we laugh and believe? How do you know “GOD” of Christianity isn’t a damned Flying Spaghetti Monster? Maybe we’re the correct ones and your not. Ever think of it that way? (Yay I just ordered my gospel). RAmen.

20. 140 - December 27th, 2006 at 10:57 am - I Beleive! Says:
    
    

    I got a Barnes and Noble gift card for christmas.
    I know what I’m buying.
    This is the only book I will ever need.

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