841 Responses to “Book Discussion”

1. 101 - November 11th, 2006 at - Uncle Simon Says:
   
   

   I’ve finished the gospel,well, to be completely honest, I finished it yesterday afternoon. Does anyone have any idea where eye patches are available for purchase? I don’t want to offend His noodlyness when preaching the Word.

2. 102 - November 19th, 2006 at - frackers Says:
   
   

   Marvelous info. I am working with this theme and the information has been most helpful.
   http://www.frackers.com/eng/2006/

3. 103 - November 20th, 2006 at - slippiefist Says:
   
   

   they actually have the gospel in the public library here in tampa. i wonder how long until its stolen.

4. 104 - November 21st, 2006 at - Shameless Truth Says:
   
   

   I have yet to read this book of yours, but it seems like a worth-while read. Your Spaghetti God and his audacious followers have tickled me greatly. Keep pissing people off, please.

   Seriously. Someone has to. =)

5. 105 - November 21st, 2006 at - 0nn3 Says:
   
   

   Dear Mr. Henderson,

   I really have to thank for making everything clear, I feel like after eating icecream.
   You made me realize where this world is about. It just makes total sense. Tell me, what else than a giant spaghetti ball could have created our beautyfull world? I got informed by some friends of mine, but even they couldn’t tell me if the gospel was also able to buy in Holland..
   Hail The Noodly Master. Ramen

   0nn3

   P.S. You are so freaking poowning man, just one word: respect to you (I have the feeling I’m not counting very well).

6. 106 - November 22nd, 2006 at - Roj Villapardo Says:
   
   

   Response to OEJ’s November 4th post:
   The answer to your question is that I am scared by those who have blind faith in anything, whether it be religion, science, or themselves.

   At the end of the day, when I am removing my eyepatch and tricorne, I utter a humble prayer unto the Flying Spaghetti Monster thusly:

   Dear FSM, may your noodly appendage eternally keep my feet planted firmly to the ground, may you invisibly watch over me, my loved ones, and all pastafarians, and most of all, may you deliver me from those who have blind faith, for lo, they are douches to people who don’t believe in their God, and as you know, I already have too many douches in my life.
   Your pal,
   Roj

7. 107 - November 22nd, 2006 at - Penne Says:
   
   

   -You are so freaking poowning man-What does ‘poowning’ mean? Anyone?

8. 108 - November 22nd, 2006 at - Roj Villapardo Says:
   
   

   I’m guessing it’s a synonym for omnipotent, as written by someone who believes that the words “beautyfull” and “icecream” are correctly spelled.
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   Also, I have taken the sacred vow of Not Judging Twatspeakers For Their Grammar, But Instead For Their Spelling. Praise be to His Noodliness.
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   Ramen

9. 109 - November 25th, 2006 at - Dave Says:
   
   

   KILL THE PIRATES burn the holy book of the fsm burn the NOODLEY ONE BURN HIM.

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10. 110 - November 25th, 2006 at - Dave Says:
    
    

    Ill eat the damn ramen

11. 111 - November 25th, 2006 at - Mad John Kidd Says:
    
    

    You are welcome to eat all the pasta you can eat. May you be warmed to the soul by His Noodly Goodness. There’s plenty of Marinara sauce. Help yourself to some garlic bread as well.

    RAmen

12. 112 - November 25th, 2006 at - Wench Nikkiee Says:
    
    

    @Roj Villapardo
    “someone who believes that the words “beautyfull” and “icecream” are correctly spelled.”
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    @0nn3
    “but even they couldn’t tell me if the gospel was also able to buy in Holland..
    Hail The Noodly Master. Ramen”
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    I suggest it’s simply a matter of english not being Onn3’s first language.
    RAmen

13. 113 - November 25th, 2006 at - TRIX Says:
    
    

    If we translate the Gospel into different languages, it’ll sell better. When I get my hands on a copy, I’ll try yo translate into french, but my french isn’t too good.

14. 114 - November 26th, 2006 at - Davey Jones' Hacker Says:
    
    

    @Penne:
    “What does ‘poowning’ mean? Anyone?”
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    Try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwned

15. 115 - November 30th, 2006 at - Th0m Says:
    
    

    Our Pasta,
    Who art in lagane,
    Ravioli be thy name,
    Thy cavatoli come,
    Thy will be done,
    With fiori as in heaven
    Give us this day our daily Penne,
    And lead us not into Rigatoni,
    But deliver us from ziti,
    For thine is the spaghetti,
    The pesto and the tripoline,
    Farfallini and filini,
    Ramen.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta

16. 116 - November 30th, 2006 at - Penne Says:
    
    

    -’Give us this day our daily Penne’-Awwwwww :-} me likey

17. 117 - December 1st, 2006 at - BiNkY Says:
    
    

    This Is Awsome! I Want A Copy Of The Gosple But My School Won’t Allow Me What Can I Do?

18. 118 - December 1st, 2006 at - Shadows Says:
    
    

    i would have to first congradulate you on creating such a religion, you have made yourselves just like elrond hubberd (the creator of scientology). It is in fact true that all religion is flawed, your religion is flawed because humans created spaghetti, scientology is plain stupid. Christianity (god made the universe in seven days, yet he wanted the humans to look after all life on one mezely little planet in one mezely little solar system. And the fact that he looks like a human, as well as his son.)
    It is difficult for a human to worship something that is not human or not created by human (i am yet to see someone worship another form of animal or a plant.) I actually cannot believe that people do follow this, even so much as to ruin someone’s life which i saw a woman named rebecca write. It is not the purpose of religion to destroy lives of those who do not follow, religion is not worshipping a higher power, it is being guided by that ‘higher power’ to make your world and the world around you better and i must say that FSM is not at all making that connection.
    Children need to learn about what they must do in life to make the world greater not learn about strippers and beer volcanoes. Strippers puts men or women into just objects i must admit i do like female strippers and would not mind watching them, however it is wrong. Beer is a creation of humans that damages your body, it is one of the leading causes of seperation between families and they believe it is some stupid sort of disease, people should be learning that they have the power, no that they have to believe in some higher power to make them change.

    -Julian

19. 119 - December 3rd, 2006 at - Th0m Says:
    
    

    Spaghetti wasn’t created by humans, per se, it was created by him working through humans. It is unfortunate that Pastafarianism has allegedly destroyed somebody’s life, but people have been killing and dying in the name of christianity for centuries.

20. 120 - December 3rd, 2006 at - Wench Nikkiee Says:
    
    

    “It is not the purpose of religion to destroy lives of those who do not follow, religion is not worshipping a higher power, it is being guided by that ‘higher power’ to make your world and the world around you better and i must say that FSM is not at all making that connection.”
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    Did someone, maybe, miss the whole point of the FSM?

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