838 Responses to “Book Discussion”

1. 821 - May 31st, 2008 at 5:26 pm - Harry Says:
   
   

   Praise be to his noodly goodness!

   btw I can’t access the forums -.-

2. 822 - June 6th, 2008 at 8:04 pm - Graig Says:
   
   

   I will read this book and follow His Noodly Goodness throughout my life. I will spread his word, but i will not force Him unto others, for He would not want that.
   Peace be unto Him
   RAmen

3. 823 - June 11th, 2008 at 4:19 am - Ben jammin' Says:
   
   

   Thanks to the Sacred Text (unfortunately, my text was not an original and therefore printed on paper rather than lasagne noodles with ink rather than sauce) I was able to spread his noodly appendages amongst my year level when I did my public speaking speech with our church as my topic. I didn’t win, but I feel i did what was right. Some even asked to borrow the book from me.
   RAmen

4. 824 - July 2nd, 2008 at 9:01 am - duncan Says:
   
   

   Is there anywhere to read the book for free?

5. 825 - July 3rd, 2008 at 8:12 pm - steve Says:
   
   

   I think the most funiest thing I have ever read in my life is the “hate mail” page.
   I think the most scaryest thing I have ever read in my life is the “hate mail” page.

   thanks to all contributors (both pro and con) for this great moment.

6. 826 - July 4th, 2008 at 1:56 am - Lyn Says:
   
   

   I didnt find the correct place to publish XD but here I go first Id love to see the PHD dog! second dude :S if you can make money out of this then you are a freaking genious (sorry about the english not my native language), BTW this religion was created BECAUSE christians where (as usuall) trying to IMPOSE their beleifs over other people wich I hate overall, how can you call this religion stupid if your religion marks *gaining money* as a deadly sin! Im sorry guys THATS beyond stupid, or excomulgating woman for preaching your bible! wtf is it with the sexism! (BTW this religion doesnt state the gender of the strippers =3 so heaven is all right with me) no one has a problem with you bealiving what ever you want just stop being a political force and leave the rest of us alone! =_= I have finished Har har hail Ramen!.

7. 827 - July 6th, 2008 at 5:15 pm - jeremykeys Says:
   
   

   @Jamie. No offence but one of the main points behind this “religion” is to point out the sheer absurdity of blindly following any religion. You might want to watch a few educational movies. I would probably recommend Zeitgeist first. The first 20 minutes is enough. After that it gets a little weird of you’re not into conspiracy theories. The 2nd movie has to be’ “The Life of Brian”. The Quest For the Holy Grail as a very good 3rd. Any George Carlin soliloquy on religion is also worth checking out.
   Now I strongly suggest you watch these with an open mind; and perhaps a sense of humour. Now I’m not saying you should give up your beliefs or anything like that but I have found over the years that most people who are truly devout don’t have a clue about the history of whatever religion they follow. It’s almost as if they simply just don’t want to know and only believe what they wnat to believe. For example, the first commandment is “Thou shalt not kill” but Christians have slaughtered hundreds of thousands for not believing. So much for following one’s religion.
   Another point to consider why must we fear God? One would think that if “there isn’t a love more perfect than his” then we shouldn’t have to fear him because he isn’t vindictive. The catch here is that your God is vindictive. He kills almost like it’s fun for him. I’ve read the bible and the carnage puts Hollywood to shame.
   We followers of FSM have never killed anybody. At least as far as I know and certainly not in the name of our religion. You should read our Bible. It’s really quite good. You may even find you agree with a lot of it. I’m not asking you to give up your religion but you might at least want to take a look at it By the way. I do have to commend you on your use of proper grammar and not swearing at us. That’s a nice change. Thanks!
   May you be touched by his noodley appendage.

   @ Duncan. Check out a library. We have copies in ours up here in Toronto.

8. 828 - July 16th, 2008 at 12:14 pm - Barry W. Olson Says:
   
   

   After having become totally disillusioned with the religion in which I was indoctrinated about 20 years ago, I have had no “faith” in which to find solace when suffering from the existential “Lebensangst” that one inevitably experiences . Then, ironically, over a pasta and pizza lunch at a very lovely Italian restaurant in Portland, I was introduced to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I was moved immediately (although it could have been the tasty linguini) by hearing about, His Holiness, the FSM. I now have SOMETHING to believe in again, and my meatballs are still quivering and my heart is full of “pastitude” for the fortuitous discovery of the FSM. I believe!!!

9. 829 - July 17th, 2008 at 12:52 pm - Darwin'sMonkey Says:
   
   

   The greatest part of all of this is that now I know that HE boiled for my sins and wants to wipe my brow with HIS noodly appendage. RAmen

10. 830 - July 22nd, 2008 at 7:26 am - Xiao En Says:
    
    

    After a recent hotel stay, in which I opened the nightstand to affronted by the ubiquitous Gideon Bible, it occured to me that someone with some time on their hands (perhaps another under-employed physicist) could start a society to distribute the FSM Gospel in the same manner in which the Gideons do. Any takers?

    Cheers!

    Oh, and Ramen!

11. 831 - July 24th, 2008 at 2:11 pm - Mr. Stoffy Says:
    
    

    I just recieved my version today! It’s so cool! Hopefully I can get through it in 2 days!

12. 832 - August 12th, 2008 at 12:10 pm - True Pastafarian Says:
    
    

    If His Noodley Greatness allows it. I am unsure as to whether the gospel condemns it when our lord the FSM wishes that we would not force His Noodley Apendages upon the less enlightened.

    Does anybody wish to debate the matter

    RAMEN

13. 833 - August 23rd, 2008 at 6:37 am - kinny Says:
    
    

    I used His Noodlyness as an example of the right religion today in debate class (i am a teacher), the topic was “christianity is the right religion”…i was on the opposing side. we won the debate, thanks to His Noodly Appendages. i have been asked to run FSM classes every thursday after school).

    RAmen

14. 834 - August 31st, 2008 at 2:33 am - puritanesca Says:
    
    

    A suggestion, if I may True Pastafarian, you have no need whatsoever to “force” his noodly goodness on the less enlightened. Your bearing, dignity, capacity to smile, wisdom, obvious intellect and the ability to go “AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH MATIESSSS” at the drop of a hat..(black with skull and crossbones obviously) is clearly an example that anyone with half a brain..or even less in the case of some southern baptists, would be only to happy to embrace and of course in doing so they would automatically fall into the embrace of the noodly one…RAmen.

15. 835 - September 1st, 2008 at 9:08 am - TheBigWheeze Says:
    
    

    I’m very seriously considering planting a physical Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster where I live (Northern Colorado). I’m already an ordained minister, as well as having a sweet pirate costume, and I figured I’d hold services every Friday where Pastafarians could meet to drink beer, eat pasta, and ideally become a community to help and support one another through the various challenges in life (which is the only aspect of “regular” church that I miss). Any thoughts?

    In the name of His Noodliness, RAmen!

16. 836 - September 1st, 2008 at 9:11 am - TheBigWheeze Says:
    
    

    oops, wrong category… not sure how to delete it, though.

17. 837 - September 3rd, 2008 at 6:32 am - religon is stupid Says:
    
    

    isnt it werid guys how prophets of religion hear and see things which only them can hear. not sure about thousands of years ago but these days they would be classified as scitsafrinic physcopaths and no one would listen to them. lol. i wish the is a actual church of the flying spaghetti monster club were we could get together

18. 838 - September 3rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm - jeremykeys Says:
    
    

    @ The Big Wheeze
    Great idea. Too bad I can’t be there to help you but I live a few thousand miles away in Toronto. As long as the get togethers are on the light side and not too preachy I can’t see any problems except from the odd militant (choose a religion).

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